looking for beard

arrghhh! my one and only beard has came off. it's the longest beard i've ever kept. it has been there for a very long time.

WHERE IS IT??!!!

please come back. i want you. why u went away without telling me?? i just noticed it when i was rubbing my chin, trying to play with u.

*sob *sob *sob

i've been taking care of you from intruders. many people wana take you away from me. they are jealous. their hands alwaz GATAI wana pluck u away.

im so sad. i must have hurt u when i washed my face just now. i shouldn't rub my face too hard.

awwww.. i miss u.. i want my bulu lah..

I HAVE TO WAIT VERY LONG TO JUST HAVE A VERY LONG YOU!

oh... i've lost my masculinity ='(