now is time for 'duit kopi'

Don’t say we people bribe you lah polis. As if all of us like to do so. Next time when you come out with a report, don’t forget to say YOU polis ask duit kopi from us! 

And when we declined to give, you give us saman few weeks after that and you create our offence yourself. What a shameful creativity you have! 

Shame on u! 


PTHOOOI!

Who doesn’t know when festive season arrives, you guys will be out to cari makan? Let me be specific, it’s Raya time! Oh school kids also know that. 

PDRM is in a sorry state where you can never change this culture. NEVER! This is Malaysia. You live in a system where you inherit whatever that was passed down to you. Even you didn’t want to, at the end of the day, you’ll automatically do so. 

So yea people, just be more alert as these blue uniform men are on the hunt. They’ll be more active and hardworking in taking care of the traffic and drivers. 

Don’t worry about crime. Where got crime in Malaysia? Our minister has said it’s just a perception. Don’t forget we are the safest country in Asia you know. The minister said he can walk freely on the street and no one attack him. Of course la duh, look who’s talking. Someone is talking through the ass not the brain. As if we, you and me, the normal people are secured by bodyguards everywhere we go. 

Remember this is Malaysia, we can, kita BOLEH!

Oh Selamat Berpuasa and Selamat Hari Raya my friends.

A STERN NOTE TO FUTURE POLITICIANS, PLEASE DON’T MISTREAT OUR POLICEMEN. I BELIEVE IF THEY ARE GIVEN A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF SALARY PLUS A CONDUCIVE WORKING ENVIRONMENT, THEY WON’T DO ALL THOSE SHITTY THINGS SO MUCH. PLEASE LAH YA, TRANSFORM THE POLICE FORCE BEFORE NO ONE TRUSTS THEM.