A notice to Facebook-ers

Hi Facebookers all around the world, don't fucking add people who don't know you. And don't bitchly add people if you put up some fake names as if we know you. Save your time from adding new friends if you put your name with the name of fruits, cartoon characters, colours, celebrities, politicians, animals etc. FYI, it's so not glamour and kanasai. Pathetic and sickening. Don't send request too if you don't use your real face as the profile photo, put some celebrities photos as if in real life u r so handsome and pretty like them, and don't allow people to view your profile photos. FB can make you go popular but if you are ashamed of your face and body awarded from God to u n u r embarrassed of the name given by your parents, stay away from me. Go ciaksai if you can. Can you see the small stones over there? Yea just go play far far. thank you. 

now is time for 'duit kopi'

Don’t say we people bribe you lah polis. As if all of us like to do so. Next time when you come out with a report, don’t forget to say YOU polis ask duit kopi from us! 

And when we declined to give, you give us saman few weeks after that and you create our offence yourself. What a shameful creativity you have! 

Shame on u! 


PTHOOOI!

Who doesn’t know when festive season arrives, you guys will be out to cari makan? Let me be specific, it’s Raya time! Oh school kids also know that. 

PDRM is in a sorry state where you can never change this culture. NEVER! This is Malaysia. You live in a system where you inherit whatever that was passed down to you. Even you didn’t want to, at the end of the day, you’ll automatically do so. 

So yea people, just be more alert as these blue uniform men are on the hunt. They’ll be more active and hardworking in taking care of the traffic and drivers. 

Don’t worry about crime. Where got crime in Malaysia? Our minister has said it’s just a perception. Don’t forget we are the safest country in Asia you know. The minister said he can walk freely on the street and no one attack him. Of course la duh, look who’s talking. Someone is talking through the ass not the brain. As if we, you and me, the normal people are secured by bodyguards everywhere we go. 

Remember this is Malaysia, we can, kita BOLEH!

Oh Selamat Berpuasa and Selamat Hari Raya my friends.

A STERN NOTE TO FUTURE POLITICIANS, PLEASE DON’T MISTREAT OUR POLICEMEN. I BELIEVE IF THEY ARE GIVEN A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF SALARY PLUS A CONDUCIVE WORKING ENVIRONMENT, THEY WON’T DO ALL THOSE SHITTY THINGS SO MUCH. PLEASE LAH YA, TRANSFORM THE POLICE FORCE BEFORE NO ONE TRUSTS THEM. 

FAKE SAMAN by our PDRM!

WTF! I was stopped by two traffic police when I was driving in Alor Setar. He took down all my particulars from my IC and my driving license n told me I broke certain law. Asked me to pay him RM50 to ‘settle’. I didn’t want to. Then he asked me to sign on a piece of recycle paper before letting me go. I knew something bad is going to happen. Today a notice of summon is sent to my house. The offence was ‘Rule 16(1) LN166/59 Meletak kenderaan menyebabkan halangan yang tidak dikehendaki’. Oh yeh man! U r so CREATIVE in making up a story. Show me the summon you issued that day! I am so not gona pay for this. So damn tulan ah! Ciaksai la u! 

BUAT MALU PDRM!

For the first time, I was so stupid and careless that I didn't record the conversation with the police. Usually I do that when i was stopped by them. And i was more stupid for not jotting down his name and his bike's plate number.


YOU TELL ME HOW TO FIGHT FOR THIS CASE??

oh, Penang state government..

OIK Penang government and municipal council!! U want to develop Penang but keep on demolishing old buildings. Tell me how many heritage buildings have you demolished? Don't talk about buffer zone or whatsoever zone. Whatever old but still functional and preservable buildings shud be protected and not to be sold to developers.

Development is not about more buildings or more highways, but the wellness of its people. It's useless if u have Grade A1 facilities or buildings but Grade F9 citizen and income!! i am so farking pissed off that some buildings are demolished again this week. And in few days time, some trees will be chopped off to widen the roads. Widen the roads can never ease traffic congestion la oik..
My Chief Minister, Lim Guan Eng, I hope u heard me. I think you do.

You often talk about transparency but you are not transparent enough! Sorry, but i dare the authority to make it public the buildings that they plan to demolish so that the public and NGOs are aware of it. Isn't this part of democracy where the people are consulted and their views taken into account? More citizen participation please.

i hate it and couldn't stand the fact that heritage buildings, nature, people, cultural and the source of income of people being sacrificed in the name of development. Penang pls don't do whatever you like.

TOlong la.. My beloved chief minister, don't forget to listen to the voice of your people.

Development is not destruction or devastation..

stupid asshole driver

Some people are really stupid asshole. Drive car but no brain. The bigger the car, the brainless the driver is! What the fuck with my new housemate. Block the entire gate of the house and not even a person can walk through. This is not the first time ok. Almost everyday they block the entrance. Sometimes they block quarter of the road. There’s already a car in the parking area. They are lazy to find a place to park and they squeeze in their car. But it can never fit. Don’t drive if you don’t know how to park. Ciaksai! Lu mia bapak mia jalan ka? Lesen kopi ka? Le ma leh!

Make me so tulan!

At the end, i confront the driver. I said it straight to his face that his blocking the entire entrance. He said sorry and moved his car somewhere. 

eeew TV3

I puked blood watching TV3 news. That's why i stopped watching Buletin Utama since few years ago. TV3, you have totally lost ur credibility n trust from the ppl. Since when Seksualiti Merdeka festival event turns into 'perhimpunan seks bebas'?! You are saying the event is to promote 1 night stand, having group sex or sex partner exchange is it? TV3 u r so damn fcuking sickening! Why must you frame people up? Pls dun twist n spin the words 360. Your job is to report the truth, not to lick ur boss ass. media taik cirit buat malu aje! shame on u!

When i was small, i respect TV3 and i dreamt to be an anchor in TV3, but now podakh! 

I WILL BE SO SAD IF ANYONE I KNOW WORKS FOR TV3 OR UTUSAN MALAYSIA. SERIOUSLY!

ATTENTION FACEBOOKERS

Eh please la, tolong la. You people who read news, have interest in politics, love to kaypo OR got nothing to do in FB, don’t simply post and share around negative news in the web la. Stop the false speculation. Check the facts before you say anything. Don’t act smart la. You are just adding salt to the wound. TQ.

CONGRATULATIONS! you are blocked!

CONGRATULATIONS!

TAHNIAH!!

 

KEONG HEE!!

You are the 1st one to be blocked from my Facebook for being so f*ckingly annoying, irritating, childish, foolish n thick face!

Get a life will ya?!!

After spam my inbox now you spam my wall?! Ciaksai la!

Spam spam spam, go sperm la YOU!!

Damn! I can’t stand this kind of people la. Keep posting rubbish in my Facebook. Ask me to vote this and that. Fcuk off  la. make me tulan nia.

Some more tag me in the message conversation. If you wana talk to other people, you don’t tag the whole world, biatch!! Just talk among yourselves!

I HATE being tagged in nonsense conversation. I HATE to be asked to buy lame products. I HATE to be asked to join and like some stupid FB page. I HATE people invade my inbox and wall and ask me to vote for them blindly.

I WILL VOTE FOR YOU IF YOU ARE GOOD! I WILL VOTE AS A SHOW OF SUPPORT IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND!

Got it??

There’s a Hokkien proverb for people like you. Your skin is thicker than the coffin. Means you are so thick face and shameful. Being confident is good but being ignorant is stupid. If you have the quality, it’s ok if you ask people to vote for you. Tapi kalau hang kualiti pun tarak, toksah duk tak malu asyik duk terhegeh-hegeh panggil orang undi sama lu lah!

Spam for once is enough, don’t keep SPERMING!

I know I should not get angry but this girl is just too much. Too much that I could not handle!!

Yes you!! The girl with ‘S’. Kalau u makan cabai, u rasa pedas! ‘S’ stands for SHIT for you.

Thank you for spoiling my mood.

CIAKSAI!!

Meanwhile, to all Facebookers in the world, if you wana add ppl that duno u, PLEASE put ur real name and let ppl to at least c ur profile pic. if u put some lame fruit, animal or weird names, how i now who r u wor?? don't expect other ppl like u simply add n approve strangers la. 1st rule to know somene: introduction.

Facebook is making people to go crazy. Grrrhhhh! Some morons are more stupid to announce that they wana commit suicide. Cheap publicity. Zzz…


*yea i feel bad for saying all this but sorry i couldn't take it anymore. It's not about EQ anymore but sometimes we just have to express our angry when the anger is already reach the reasonable level. Im angry because i feel there's no more privacy. After inbox, now my FB wall is spammed. sorry..

DAMN! wasting 6 hours in office!

Grrhhh..

Yea you heard me.

Colleague informed me last night that I’m needed for an assignment at 8am. My partner is Alvin. Supposedly my original assignment is on 2pm. Ok fine.

So I reached office at 8am just now. First thing to do is to get the fax or details on the assignment. And guess what. The speech, opening ceremony and stuff is at 2pm! 2pm! 8am is just some minor things with no newsvalue.

So no need to go at 8am lo. 2pm only go out la.

Kanasai!

aih. Wat the tut man wrong info?? How can you give us wrong info?? I hate it. Those who key in the details must be accurate la. Look at the fax or press release carefully. Don’t trouble your broadcast journalist and cameraman. Check the details properly and then only inform us. This is not the 1^st time we got wrong information on the assignments.

Pissed off ok.

Nw nothing to do in the office. There’s nothing for us to do in the office as the intern. Alright im not going to go into that topic. I just express my disappointment and geramness je on my assignment this morning.

Geram geram geram!

Oh Chin Eng is wasting 6 hours in the office. Right now, there are only 2 people in the office including me. The rest? Sleeping la.

Damn! Tak marah kalau tak boleh la. Tell me how not to be angry in this situation. Anyone also will be angry la.

Wasted my sleeping time. If not because of this wrong info, I can go to office at 10am or 11am because my assignment is at 2pm not 8am.

Some more, I wear so nice (handsome) today ok. I’m planning to do stand upper ma. Stand upper is like u hold a mike and speak and appear on tv la. Ish. Ruin my mood and handsomeness.

*I’ll get angry and get over it soon. Hopefully. =p

Hypocrite Facebook users

Hypocrite..

What a hypocrite. Such a hypocrite! I see hypocrisy of Facebook users. What a faker.

In Facebook, eventhough you don’t know a person, they will come and add you. Most of the time, I just don’t care. I let it be. I won’t approve but I won’t ignore. I don’t want them to feel hurt if I ignore their request.

The issue here is why you wana act as if you know that person and add them?

I damn pissed with people who add me and then they never show their photos, not even their profile. Then how the hell I know who are you? If your information is so valuable and high profile, then no need add anyone la. Stay in your own world.

$%^&*(*&^%$%^&$%^&*

Okok please chill OCE. Please la, if you wana add anyone, at least let people see your basic information and photos. So that they know who are you ma.. and if you are good enough, send a FB message telling that person you know them, where you guys met or just say la you wana be friends etc.

OMG! I forget to mention that some people even lie about their names. They will put those fugly silly names in their profile. Some without English names will come up with some funny English names. Some will put celebrities’ names, cartoon’s names etc.

Aduih.. people, why are you so ashame of your own name??!!!

2 months ago, a girl added me and I didn’t approve. After a day, she sent me a FB message saying that she wana know me. I was like ok.. This kind of approach to know someone is so outdated la. a lot of people using this way when I was in Form 2, back in 2002.

Ok fine. That’s not the story. After we talked in FB message, I told her that I didn’t approve her yet because I don’t know her. After a moment, she cancelled her friend request. Hahaha. Walueh hipokrit betul pompuan nih!

And you know what? I feel so amused with some people. They criticized me openly in Facebook and now they are adding me. I wonder what’s their intention. Apa so bertaubat ka? Mau balik pangkal jalan??

Now, there’s another person adding me. I don’t know who the heck is her. I looked her profile and I found something so shocking.

It says “For those who wants to add me as your friend list, can you send me a message and tell me about yourself? I have no idea who you are and I'm not interest to check your profile. Thanks.”

Zzzzz… SPEECHLESS! Please look at yourselves before you say anything ok. Tq.

Why must we add so many people? Why must you have so many so-called friends in your Facebook? Are they friends anyway? For me they don’t deserved to be called as friends at all. For me these are all fake friends. What are friends? Friends are the one that you have their contact numbers in your handphone. You know what’s their names. You know where they stay and so on.

All these FB friends will never be there when you are in trouble. Just look at your friends list. Do you know all of them? Do they help when you need help? How many of them help you?

I know it’s good to reach out and have better networks but NEVER BE HYPOCITE!

I say all this not to show how exclusive and great I am by not approving anyone. This is a social illness that we are facing now. We spend whole day on Facebook. We talk to strangers who might harm us. We expose our information to the world.

Oh anyway I’ll say it again. I am not gona approve anyone who I do not know. I won’t. you can say I’m cocky or whatsoever you want. But that is me. Take it or leave it. This semester break im gona have a FB friends cleansing.

Oh im sorry if you (who are reading this) are that kind of person.

PERIBAHASA of the day

Kerana setitik nila rosak susu sebelanga.

Kerana satu orang, rosak satu pasukan.

yes i'm skinny, so??

Many people, too many to count, too many to remember who are they, commenting that I am skinny ever since I’m just a kid until today.

Er.. ok.. how should I response to this.

Everytime they say something about this, I’ll just listen because what can I do? I have pocket-sized body and so what?? Some adults will even question whether my parents never feed me is it or whether I’m too poor to eat.

And also the normal comments:

“Ayooo skinny la you!” “Why you so skinny one?” “You are so skinny la.”

What the fark??

So what if people are skinny?! Mana u sakit??

Why we always criticize and judge other’s appearance?

Don’t we all going to die at the end of the day?

Stop being so judgmental, so negative, so rude and so sarcastic. Come on people!

Many people scared and feel shy of their appearance. Many people wana change their physical appearance like wear braces, get plump, get skinner, put heavy make up and so on. Why so care?? It’s ok.. everyone has flaw in themselves. Take it as an advantage rather than a disadvantage. No one is perfect. As long as the heart is nice ma can already lo.

This is me, take it or leave it. If you choose a friend because of their appearance, then you TAK LAYAK to be called as a friend. A friend doesn’t choose their friends by the appearance. Accept others if you want other to accept you.

get ur facts right

All these while, I have been keeping quiet, not saying anything although I have been framed, criticized, downgraded, humiliated, and accused by someone.

But now before I sleep, I have something to say.

I would like to remind everyone to get your facts right before you say anything because it can become a sedition or defamation. I, OH CHIN ENG, NEVER EVER USE MY PTPTN LOAN TO BUY ANY CAMERA OR DSLR. I bought my DSLR back in 2007 using the money I earn working part time in few places. It’s ridiculous to say that I use PTPTN loan to purchase my DSLR. For your information as well, as a student representative I have never given a cent and I have never taken a cent from the university. You can check it with the university for clarification. If I am self-centered I won’t devote my time, energy, money and reputation to stand up for the students.

I don’t mind and I am so open to criticisms but please debate on facts and not by attacking people’s personal life. Don’t act as if you know me so well.

I am offended by these derogatory remarks. I hate being accused and its hurt. Mind your language. Yes, I feel behsyiok now.

But good news is, you, yes YOU, if you still know who you are after saying I use my PTPTN loan to buy a DSLR, you can continue with your baseless and irresponsible allegations. I’m not gona care anymore. Or let me suggest you this, if you don’t like what people say or write, just go off, don’t listen and don’t read. Don’t torture yourself la.

Thank you and good night.

*Kes ditangguh buat semementara waktu sehingga satu tarikh yang akan diumumkan kelak. =p

Late PTPTN, not so good CNY

First of all, I hope the beloved Prime Minister who has been graciously sending us Chinese New Year’s greeting through SMS and e-mail will seriously look into this matter.

continue reading here http://oce-thephotojournalist.blogspot.com/2011/02/late-ptptn-not-so-good-cny.html

Let me say this..

Go la go far far all talented Malaysians. If the country don't appreciate and recognize ur talents and contributions, why must you stay? y u love a country that don't love u? leave for a place with more opportunities. u shud decide on ur own future, not the nation.

mau fight la!

apa!!

apa tengok-tengok?!!

wa manyak hot now lo.

i duno why lo.

hormone imbalance is it??

im so in the mood for a physical fight right now seriously!

i feel like beating up someone or at least push someone down to the ground.

what, never see me so aggresive ah?

i can be very ganas one ok! kenapa, tak percaya ah?

eh, i'm a man too ok, there are times when man naik gila and act gila.

Right now, i really feel so hyped up and spiritedso hyped up, spirited for a boxing!

yeah! come on babe! come come till teh last man standing.

get me some small sized fella pls!

HOT ah!

n i tell u what i did to someone just now.

i already not in the mood tonight and he pissed me off.

there's this Malay boy, around 13-15yr old la.

He took his bicycle then he make the other bicycle to drop.

so fine, i quickly went over wana help him but before i reach him, he just left the scene, act as if nothing happen and let the dropped bicycle there.

out of sudden, i 'OIKKK' at him!

i was so loud and so fierce!

macam lion ok!

i stared at him.

he got a shock definitely la.

he made a U-Turn to put the bicycle in place again.

then i say it's ok it's ok and i put back the bicycle to its place.

and he kept on saying sori.

hahah! den i just laughed n laughed!

i didn't mean to scold him actually. and in fact that was not my bicycle. im just pissed off how can he just walk away like that.

but i really look like i wana give him a punch. haha. u shud look at his face.

ahhhh satisfied!

but rigth now i still feel wana punch something!!

anyone??? =p

smileeeee

Don’t understand why some ppl so stingy to give a smile. So hard meh to smile. Smile only ma, can die meh?

EH i always smile to people one ok. it's some kind of greeting and respect ma.

Not that i wana show off or attract their attention la.

But it's normal la you smile to people.

when you don't smile, you really look not frienly ok.

so grumpy for what?!

wana show that you are fierce hor?

Go ciaksai la. Si bak bin!

wahahaha!

*ok i duno y im so behsyiok. maybe i can't stand my new housemates. never once they smile. as if i owe them money like that. if not happy, don't stay here lah!*

i want to have a peaceful sleep

Why is it so hard juz 2hav 1hour nap???

1st 30min: cant sleep.
2nd 30min: phone calls keep comin in.

aduih. see now cannot sleep d lo cuz i need to study.

i wish to sleep in peace la...

i don't blame those who call me la cuz i know they need me.

but seriously i'll consider to silent my phone when i'm sleeping next time.

cannot get me ah? ur problem lah! hahah.

panas baran

kebelakangan ini, Gunung Berapi OCE mudah meletup, dah sampai masa agaknya..

terlalu banyak perkara untuk difikirkan.

terlalu banyak perkara yang menggeramkan, menyedihkan dan meletupkan hati.

terperap lama di dalam hati membawa parah.


takde mood la.

tak rasa nak cakap dengan siapa-siapa.

tak tahu berkata-kata..

rasa macam nak jerit, nak lari kuat-kuat jauh-jauh.

lepas penat, terus rebah dan tidur.

i need a SPACE.

big one..

tiba-tiba alam ini rasanya begitu sunyi dan sepi..

di manakah keriangan dan kebahagiaan?

feeling so down. rimas! mixed feelings. duno wat to do..

if you ask me why, sorry i don't know. no specific answer.

assignments? har.. dun la..

jom bertafakur dan berchanting.

NO WAY presentation is tomorrow!!

OH NO! OH NO!!

HOLY SHIT!!

I'm in BIG trouble now.

30 minutes ago only i know Public Administration presentation is tomorrow.

arrrghh!

I'm now in Penang!

I didn' know it's tomorrow. Really. I didn't hear from the lecturer. No one tells me. No one says anything.

Maybe the lecturer informed them when i was away from the class.

Thx Tiff for telling me..

No resources and books here, how am i going to do the slides??

ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......