back to sauna

Arrrghhh! Walaeuh! Kanasai!  cOkodok basi!

Kampar is so damn hot. Im burning! Im burning! Call bomba NOW!!

Gila oooooooo… the whole Kampar is like sauna. I feel the heat once I step down from the bus. It's also hot even in my room with the fan on to the maximum.

I tell you har Penang is so much cooler although got sunlight. You don’t feel hot in Penang. Yeah you’ll sweat a bit if u r under the sun for a long time but Penang got wind n cool breeze.

Kampar??! Kampar gives you heat! As if you are staying in the sauna. I feel like ayam panggang or itik panggang or roasted pork. It’s so heaty until all my fat burns out. No sweat u noe but it’s all fat.

People I tell you please don’t waste your money go sauna! Come to Kampar! Gerenti lu syok syok belisyiok!

PANAS! PANAS! PANAS SAMPAI… panas macam kari Baba’s. Kari Alagappa's also not bad, quite spicy.

Anyway Oh ya, it’s raining here. Hot water mia rain. Yeah… HOT! Hujan panas.

I know you heard of this peribahasa before “hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik juga di negeri sendiri."

Now we change a bit to ‘hujan sejuk di tempat lain, hujan panas di tempat saya, lebih baik tak payah hujan.”

When is this gona end? If not, hot till kepala boleh pecah!

DON'T SAY I NEVER WARN U HAR PEOPLE. IF I SEE YOU SIMPLY BURN YOUR RUBBISH OR WHATSOEVER SHIT, IM GONA F YOU THEN I'LL CALL POLICE AND BOMBA AND ETC LA!!