prokastinasi

Prokastinasi satu sikap langsung tak terpuji. Nanti benda jadi basi. Hati pun sedih marah dan mati. Jangan buat sendiri rugi. Sudah terlambat kalau menangis tak henti-henti. Ubahlah sebelum ia memakan diri. Kalau peluang sudah terlepas, ia takkan kembali. Menyesal tak berguna lagi. Ini hari satu ekspresi. Kalau tak suka, boleh blahhh dari sini. Kalau suka, like la banyak kali. hehehe. =p

lawak Malaysia

Apa yang itu kera-jaan takut sangat sampai warganegara yang tinggal atau kerja kat luar negara tak boleh nak undi dalam pilihan raya? Takut mereka ni tak vote u kah? 

Malaysia ni kadang2 boleh buat anda gelak sampai muntah darah. Kalau filem dibuat oleh orang Malaysia, dishoot dalam Malaysia tapi tak guna Bahasa Malaysia, filem tu bukan filem tempatan. 

Kalau asyik nak syiok sendiri, kasi habuan kat orang sendiri, nak copycat, eh u all tak ke mana la. Patutlah Malaysians hebat semua nak cabut. Dah bumi sendiri tak nak recognize ur talents, takkan nak mati kat sini? 


Orang sendiri buat salah, tapi yang kena adalah orang yang mendedahkan kesalahan si cilaka. 

Takat nak kibar bendera time Merdeka baru dikatakan patriotik, bunuh diri terjun dari KLCC pun boleh dikira patriotik la beb! 


Cakap tak serupa bikin. Chui kong LAMPHA song. 

Hipokrit tahap maksimum politikus Malaysia. 

SALUTE!

PERIBAHASA of the day

orang selalu kata "biar lambat asalkan selamat."

TAPI!!

hari ini kita belajar peribahasa modifed yang baru.

BIAR PEDAS ASALKAN SEDAP!

peribahasa ini boleh diapplikasikan dalam makanan, kehidupan harian, media, perangai manusia dan sebagainya.

kelas berakhir di sini.

sekian.

A Hug

A hug is so much meaningful and lovely than a kiss. A hug can bring friends closer. A hug shows how much you miss that person. Do you hug your friends? When was the last time you've hugged a friend? Hug la anda sebelum anda tak dapat menghug. haha!

so embarrasing!

Malu besar!

something embarrassing just happened!

Went for a meal but forgot to bring money!

haha.

so hutang first.

pay next time.

the boss said pay next time ok. =p

T.G.I.F.

I saw a friend post this on Facebook.

TGIF is not TGI Friday anymore.

It is..

"TOMORROW GOT INDIAN FESTIVAL"

wahahahah!

oh madu, oh bulan

oh bulan, usah malu, mari kita bermadu di kala malam yang pilu sambil bercumbu-cubu dalam kelambu. huhuhu. =p


*i think i am high. what to do. the moon was so bright, nice and sexy tonight. Moon Halo phenomenon is awesome!*

shit and read

SHIT AND READ??

ayoooooooooooo ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kadawaley...

how can people shit and read in toilet one?

yennada..

they can bring in newspaper, magazine, and novel to read. some even bring in their hp. they can happily sms their friends while shitting. not to forget, some will play hp games or Angry Bird too. mp3 also got.

apa ni multi-tasking ah?

aduih..

cannot la. i cannot accept la.

i know la they enjoying it but then..

hmmm...

i know shitting is a very enjoyable process. i have no objection to that.

but you must focus and concentrate on the toilet bow you know.

how to enjoy shitting while reading??

can meh?

not a healthy lifestle la to shit and read.

hopefully one day their handphone, books or mp3 drop into the toilet bowl.

WAHAHAHAH!

kajian kentut

Berdasarkan pemerhatian rapi dan penghiduan yang teliti, saya mendapati kentut yang kuat dan panjang serta berangin tidak busuk, manakala kentut yang diam-diam, pendek serta panas busuk mau mampoi. Kentut adalah baik untuk kesihatan. Ia dapat mengeluarkan angin yang berlebihan. Kentut mengembalikan keselesaan dan kelegaan kepada kita. Jangan menahan kentut kerana ia adalah salah. Kentutlah anda sebelum anda dikentutkan. Jangan malu jangan segan. Diharapkan kajian ini bermanfaat kepada dunia sejagat.

Sudahkah anda kentut hari ini?

mati katak

Mati katak bermaksud mati dengan sia-sia, tanpa sebab ataupun buta-buta mati. =p

what a JOKE of the day

Well, let see what is the joke of the day.

First it’s from our Menteri Luar or Minister of Foreign Affairs, Datuk Anifah Aman. He was responding to the questions from people protesting in London. Najib, Hishammudin and him was there to meet the Queen of England. This is what he said about Bersih 2.0 rally.

“Tindakan polis berpatutan. Malaysia mempunyai pelbagai bangsa dan jika terjadi huru hara itu mungkin menimbulkan rusuhan perkauman. Kami tidak mahu ambil risiko. Awak tidak tahu apa yang berlaku di sana, awak tidak berada di sana.”

(http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170233 and http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170247)

Come on Datuk! Stop lying! What joke are you telling??

Tindakan polis berpatutan? Whacking and beating people is appropriate? Shooting tear gas and water cannon into the hospital compound is ok? SIMPLY arrest people for wearing yellow and with the BERSIH word on it is correct? Oh wow…

Ok what else?? Huru-hara itu mungkin menimbulkan rusuhan kaum? Halooo.. it’s not chaotic at all if not because of the police. Everyone was walking peacefully until the police shoot tear gas and water cannon. Yes there are a few provocative demonstrators who couldn’t hold onto their emotions.

And the rally is not about Chinese vs Malay or Malay vs Indian or Chinese vs Indian or any race vs any race! It’s not a racial rally. It is a rally by all Malaysians from all over the country, all walks of life from different age, gender, religion, profession and so on. Nothing racist from Bersih 2.0 demonstrators. They were helping each other throughout the intimidation and abuse of power from the police. They were chatting and joking with each other. Chinese, Indian, Malay, Sabahan, Sarawakian, the aborigines got tear gas and water cannon too. It was a touching united Malaysian scene. Forget about the propaganda 1 Malaysia concept by Najib. The Bersih 2.0 demonstrators best represent the concept on July 9^th. Racist elements only came from Ibrahim Ali and PERKASA. HE’S THE ONLY ONE BEING RACIST.

For your information Datuk Anifah, you are not there, so you don’t deserved at all to give your own judgement!

Shame on you Anifah Aman, Hishammuddin Hussein and Najib Razak for all the lies you made.

To all the politicians in Malaysia, stop talking nonsense and make fun on yourself. Most importantly don’t fool the Rakyat.

Why I talk so much?? The reason is simply because I was there when the democracy process took place.

Ok now let’s go to the second joke of the day. This time it’s about UiTM, a university for the Bumiputra. It got to the with the PERKASA President, Ibrahim Ali. UiTM is giving out Anugerah Ibrahim Ali or Ibrahim Ali Award to its students.

(http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170244 and http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170252)

Oh wow!! Ibrahim Ali. Oh yeh.. uhhh..

First of all, I am so happy and proud of you, Ibrahim Ali for willing to sponsor RM 5000.00 in every convocation to the suitable student. It’s so nice of you. I think the students must be very happy for your kind contribution. Seriously it’s a good news when you give back to the society. You will be a good role model for your kind act.

But, I am so shocked with this award. How can a university acknowledge people like you, Ibrahim? Not enough with the racist label given to UiTM, now UiTM is one step backward in recognizing racism and recruiting more racist Malaysians. Don’t deny the fact that UiTM students are taught to be pro-government. Don’t deny the facts that there are a number of students from UiTM who are bearing the racist mindset.

I wonder what he has contributed to the nation. Erm.. Asking the Chinese to go back China? Er.. asking the Chinese to keep more food at home? Er.. Saying he can bring more people to counter Bersih 2.0 rally? Staying away when the Bersih 2.0 took place? Or calling Wong Chun Wai the Father of Crocodile (http://malaysiakini.com/news/170196).

Sorry but I am disappointed and utterly disgusted by this award. RM 5000.00 to promote and enhance racism? Bullshit!

Good academicians from UiTM please stand up and make a stand. UiTM is an educational institution. It supposed to give birth to capable, open-minded, rationale, outstanding and muhibah leaders not to produce more racist people like Ibrahim Ali la…

University should uphold democracy and improve the society.

Just because you can come out with RM 5000.00, you can have the award under your name?? fuyooo! What’s the rationale and relevancy?? Yes you may be cheered for speaking on behalf of the Malays but your views are not supported by all the Malays. You might be fighting for the Malay rights but I still don’t feel that you deserved to give out that award with your name on it.

I will be the first one to support if it’s a A. Samad Said Award or Marina Mahathir Award or even a S. M. Mohamed Idris Award.

Hmmm it’s ok la it’s your university, not mine. And I’m not the applicant. Afterall, UiTM is making itself a laughing stock, at least I laugh. Wahahahaah!

Siapa yang rasa dia layak and tak malu, apply lah.

I wonder what my friends from UiTM have to say about this award. Please leave your comments.

The application form is here (http://impak.uitm.edu.my/?page_id=2312). Your family and friends must be very proud of you. =p

OK I’M DONE LAUGHING WITH THE TWO NEWS TODAY. If you don’t feel funny, don’t laugh la and you can go away from this blog.

WHAT A JOKE OF THE DAY!

camwhoring =p

*100% unedited*

hehehe.. im camwhoring in the room tonight!

Oh gila liao.

taktau malu.

liuliusiao.

nvm i like it!

eh u people know right i'm very shy when people take my picture. i always  turn away when people snap my photo. and i don't camwhore. i only take picture of myself when i travel.

but tonight i camwhore cuz i'm playing with the techniques and angles la

apa la..

kenapa, tak percaya ah??

YOU LOOK AT THE PHOTO AND SEE GO ANY DIFFERENCE OR NOT?? SPECIAL ONE OK!

PERIBAHASA of the day

Siapa makan cili, dia tak rasa masam.

main-main lidah

Laki-laki tinggi banyak daki ketiak pagi-pagi berjalan kaki seorang diri berdiam diri dan sepi dengan gigi tak cuci kaki terlekat tahi maki-memaki termaki puki minum kopi makan roti dengan minyak sapi tergores gusi beli loteri tapi tak kena lagi kemudian menangis tak henti-henti cabut lari kena langgar lori.

YOU are quoted

it's almost 5am n im still awake. stomach isnot feeling well la. i keep on farting. kentut sini kentut sana. got rhythm n melody some more.

hahah. it has been a while, in fact quite long ago since i quote someone in my blog.

and now at this time, i wana quote them before i go to bed. SO why i quote? it's either meaningful, inspirational, funny or stupid. hahaha.

so yea you are QUOTED peope. =p

“Gambar ambil liao sendiri view then when u KO time we help u playback all the pic u taken in ur life reminiscene kakakaka.”

~ Nixon Lai Chia Huey

~ 12.23am 21/5/2011

~ via MSN

“U r really such an amazing character! :D”

~ Christina Chin

~ 1.19am 21/5/2011

~ via FB

“U oways rush dats y SKINNY la.”

~ Huey Shyan

~ 4.00am 21/5/2011

~ via MSN

ugly me not. aku hensem.

YES THIS IS ME, OH CHIN ENG!

This is me people. It’s me. And I know I look good.

Handsome right? kan kan? I know i look handsome in this photo.

wahahahah!

Thanks to Ng Ee Theng aka Dai Ga Jie’s new camera. This is what they call fish-eye effect. I don’t know which part looks like a fish but this is really weird. Hahaa.

It's not cilakak ugly at all.

Hebat betul Ng Ee Theng's camera.

My pimples n bulus also can see!

saya berikrar..

Saya berikrar bahawasanya..

saya..

Oh Chin Eng..

Rakyat Malaysia..

Orang yang tak boleh duduk diam..

Ada je benda yang i nak buat..

Dan saya berprefer untuk buat sorang-sorang..

Sebab..

Bukannya semua orang nak buat apa i nak buat..

Sebab..

They are not interested..

Sebab..

I ni kan unique..

Special..

One in a million..

Weird..

Crazy..

Extraordinary..

Outgoing..

Lain dari yang lain..

Berani..

Bold..

Confident..

Extreme..

Bo kia si..

Dan macam-macam lagi..

So..

Bahawasanya..

Saya Oh Chin Eng..

Don't care what you people say la..

Don't care if you don't share my sentiments..

Don't care if you don't wana join me..

As i..

Will still be OCE..

I do what i wana do..

I do what i feel it's worth to do..

I am ok to do it alone..

And i'll do it by myself..

ok tq bye.

what a small supermoon

people said that tonight's moon will be very beautiful. The news said so too. The Star said the moon will be bigger and brighter. read the news below.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/3/15/nation/8270079&sec=nation

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/3/19/nation/8302314&sec=nation

alright, so,  many people from all around the world stay awake whole night to catch a glimpse on the moon which only appears every 20 years.

Despite the non-stop heavy rain in Kampar, UTAR-ians still kopek their eyes besar-besar to see the moon as if they never see a moon before, including me.

the clouds are so thick, covering the moon. the moon pulak shy shy hiding behind the moon. My friend from KL sms me to look at the supermoom.

finally at 3.30am i saw the moon. i went to the road with my zoom lense. the first thing i saw was not the moon but a cat with her kittten. two of them lying on the road, playing with each other and relaxing. i guess they were waiting for the moon to pop out as well. Then, suddenly, middle of the night, the kitten is hungry n sucks the mother's tits for susu. oppps. i use wrong words to describe the situation ah?? nvm. ya anak kucing minum susu ibu.

watching the kitten 'drinking' milk is so loving. i mean, it's such a loving scene la. after a while the moon finally appeared.

WHAT THE HECK!!

the moon is so damn small la. ayoooooooo. why so funny one. KL's moon so big and bright but Kampar's moon so blehhhh. what a small super moon. no difference with the normal moon also.

you people who's still hoping to see the so-called super moon, go sleep la k. the moon won't suddenly grow bigger la.

Good night.

Kampar hujan lagi

Hujan turun lagi

Wah lebat so scary

But sejuk-sejuk syiok sekali

Everyone run back like crazy

Buat orang basah sampai bawah kaki

Tak boleh keluar kena makan magee

Some people already feel sleepy

Sleep la sampai esok pagi

I think many people tonite will be busy

It’s ok to stay awake we drink kopi

If wana last longer use cap Kapal Api

But remember NO Tongkat Ali

Marilah kita menyanyi tak henti

Cepatlah daftar baru boleh undi

Because General Election sudah mau mali

If you behsyiok don’t come to me

You go makan tahi

I wana go snap pics sana sini

I will see you lagi

toilet in travelling

i'm very particular about toilet.

yes, very particular.

i'm more particular about it when i go travelling.

i conside rmyself a backpacker (not so hardcore yet lah) and when i go travel, i can really go stingy about my expenditure.

i'm willing to spend on food but not on entertainment or souvenirs or hotel.

for me, the point of backpacking is to experience a lot of different things while you stay out of your comfort zone. Then only you'll feel worth it.

talking about hotel, cheap hotel is the best. i just need the room to sleep not to make love. so what if the motel or hostel is dirty or smell badly?!! i don't mind.

but what irked me the most is the toilet!

the toilet must be clean and comfortable!!

while studying here in UTAR, i have been to two places. One is Cameron Highlands and another one is Perlis.

eeeeeeeee.. i beh tahan with the toilet la. in Cameron Higlands, the water pressure damn low until only few drops of water came out from the pipe and u know what the water is yellowish. besides, after you shit you kenot flush. kanasai!

while in Perlis, things are slightly better la. but the water in teh bucket is so damn dirty n smelly. seriously.

for me, bathing is one of the things that i enjoy the most in life. although i don't prefer to bath when i go for backpacking but if there's a toilet, i'm tempted to clean myself. the toilet must be clean ma..

toilet is one of the best places to stay in the world ok.

like i said before, maybe the government should make a toilet classroom where the classroom contains cubiles or toilets. students will sit on the toilet bowl to study. while they are studying, they can shit too. how nice is that. ahhh..

oh. im too fulled. it's time to pangsai again. wahahah.

JOM PANGSAI! =p