PERIBAHASA of the day

Jauh perjalanan, luas pandangan, lagi banyak perbelanjaan. =)

Roti John for sale

Roti john for sale! Hot hot from the hawker! Original price RM2. Now selling for RM1.50 only. Siapa cepat dia dapat. Cepat sementara stok masih ada. Sedap sehingga menjilat jari dan kuku. Sos banyak basah wet wet! Tarikh tutup pembelian ini malam 11/12/11. okla siapa mau i kasi free. =p

*actually im fulled already. Cannot masuk perut anymore la..

i like banana

I love banana.

I was so desperate to get one after dinner.

So I went to the Mamak shop to get one.

Ahhh.. sexy! Damn nice.

I bought a sebatang fat sweet and long banana for 50 cent.

Cheap and yummy!

Banana is very good for health ok.

It contains potassium.

But sometimes after you eat, you might need to go sit in the toilet.

For your information, single banana can be bought from mamak restaurants in Kampar.

You can go to Ghany, Maha Maju or Premas.

Makanlah banana sebelum anda dibananakan!

PERIBAHASA of the day

Lembu punya susu, tetek dapat nama. =)

Lee Chong Wei vs Lin Dan: Yonex BWF World Championship 2011 Final

Malaysia's Lee Chong Wei celebrating his win against China's Chen Jin 21-13,21-9 during the semi-final match. Starpic by KAMARUL ARIFFIN/The Star

Wohooo Lee Chong Wei is in the final! Yes!! Yes! I knew he can make it! He beat Chen Jin in the semi-final last night. 21-13 21-9. I was watching the first match but I have to leave the house for dinner. Chong Wei was a bit slow and cautious la at the beginning but after that, hmmm.. No chance for Chen Jin at all! It’s nice to finally have the chance to watch him play. I missed his matches earlier.

Lee Chong Wei will meet the giant killer and his greatest rival, Lin Dan in the final tonight. Aiyah.. I know this is so gona happen. Some aunty said Chong Wei won’t make it. And even if he does, he will loose to Lin Dan. I was so defensive and I said Chong Wei has improved a lot and he is so good now.

I have confidence that Chong Wei will do his best and create a Malaysian record.

I stayed up till 5am last night to watch Lin Dan play against Peter Gade in another semi-final. The match started at 3am. Peter Gade lost to him but Peter Gade was so strong at heart. He’s quite old. He knows he’s not gona win over Lin Dan but he pushed Lin Dan to the max. Lin Dan lost the first game but managed to get back la. I watched the match until I fell asleep because it’s more than 1 hour. I planned to blog but cannot tahan la, tidur je la.

Lin battled to a 22-24 21-7 21-15 victory to stay in the hunt for his fourth world title.

Tonight the world will comes still again to watch the greatest badminton players on earth fighting for the world title.

It’s the final of Yonex BWF World Championship 2011 between Lee Chong Wei and Lin Dan.

It’s Chong Wei’s first final in the championship and first time he’s meeting Lin Dan in the championship as well.

Don’t miss it ok. Don’t forget to watch! You can watch it from TV1 or Astro.

I’ve already checked the time for the match. The match is at 12pm London’s time and Malaysian time is 7pm

For those who can't watch it live on tv, can see the livescore from http://www.tournamentsoftware.com/sport/matches.aspx?id=E563A742-DF5A-44B0-8253-B53004FAEB4D&d=20110814

I wont go anywhere tonight. No dates, no concerts no movies. I’ll just stick onto the TV to watch the match.

Lee Chong Wei, all the best!

The nation is supporting you. The Malaysians are cheering for you. We are proud of your achievements.

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

*Actually im a bit worried la. I scared the same thing whch happened to our football team, Harimau Malaya will happened to Lee Chong Wei. We all were so hoping that Harimau Malaya can score and win the match with Singapore and then qualified for World Cup but we lost. All of us were so disappointed and sad. Anyhow, i pray hard that Lee Chong Wei can make it la.*

*You people pray hard la he can win, then maybe Najib will give us a public holiday. Then all of us can have a longer Hari Raya break. hahaaa.*

PERIBAHASA of the day

Mari kita belajar peribahasa.

Kalau dulu kita guna:

Bersusah-susah dahulu, bersenang-senang kemudian.

Tapi hari ini kita modify dan improvise sikit.

Banyak olang suka jalan-jalan kan? Suka pi sana. Suka pi sini. Tapi kalau itu duit talak, mana mau pigi? Pi terjun perigi la. Kalau mau main puas-puas, kao-kao and high-high, first you must have some money. I am not saying money is everything but you must have some money.

So for those who spend 100 times more than they earn especially those who are not working, you must save. You must not spend too much on unnecessarily things.

Your parents always ask you not to simply spend right? You must save right? Why you never listen har?!!

When you have enough money, you fly la!

The right peribahasa for this is:

Berjimat-cermat dahulu, berterbang-terbangan kemudian.

Ok it’s time to sleep. Good night.

kajian kentut

Berdasarkan pemerhatian rapi dan penghiduan yang teliti, saya mendapati kentut yang kuat dan panjang serta berangin tidak busuk, manakala kentut yang diam-diam, pendek serta panas busuk mau mampoi. Kentut adalah baik untuk kesihatan. Ia dapat mengeluarkan angin yang berlebihan. Kentut mengembalikan keselesaan dan kelegaan kepada kita. Jangan menahan kentut kerana ia adalah salah. Kentutlah anda sebelum anda dikentutkan. Jangan malu jangan segan. Diharapkan kajian ini bermanfaat kepada dunia sejagat.

Sudahkah anda kentut hari ini?

what a JOKE of the day

Well, let see what is the joke of the day.

First it’s from our Menteri Luar or Minister of Foreign Affairs, Datuk Anifah Aman. He was responding to the questions from people protesting in London. Najib, Hishammudin and him was there to meet the Queen of England. This is what he said about Bersih 2.0 rally.

“Tindakan polis berpatutan. Malaysia mempunyai pelbagai bangsa dan jika terjadi huru hara itu mungkin menimbulkan rusuhan perkauman. Kami tidak mahu ambil risiko. Awak tidak tahu apa yang berlaku di sana, awak tidak berada di sana.”

(http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170233 and http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170247)

Come on Datuk! Stop lying! What joke are you telling??

Tindakan polis berpatutan? Whacking and beating people is appropriate? Shooting tear gas and water cannon into the hospital compound is ok? SIMPLY arrest people for wearing yellow and with the BERSIH word on it is correct? Oh wow…

Ok what else?? Huru-hara itu mungkin menimbulkan rusuhan kaum? Halooo.. it’s not chaotic at all if not because of the police. Everyone was walking peacefully until the police shoot tear gas and water cannon. Yes there are a few provocative demonstrators who couldn’t hold onto their emotions.

And the rally is not about Chinese vs Malay or Malay vs Indian or Chinese vs Indian or any race vs any race! It’s not a racial rally. It is a rally by all Malaysians from all over the country, all walks of life from different age, gender, religion, profession and so on. Nothing racist from Bersih 2.0 demonstrators. They were helping each other throughout the intimidation and abuse of power from the police. They were chatting and joking with each other. Chinese, Indian, Malay, Sabahan, Sarawakian, the aborigines got tear gas and water cannon too. It was a touching united Malaysian scene. Forget about the propaganda 1 Malaysia concept by Najib. The Bersih 2.0 demonstrators best represent the concept on July 9^th. Racist elements only came from Ibrahim Ali and PERKASA. HE’S THE ONLY ONE BEING RACIST.

For your information Datuk Anifah, you are not there, so you don’t deserved at all to give your own judgement!

Shame on you Anifah Aman, Hishammuddin Hussein and Najib Razak for all the lies you made.

To all the politicians in Malaysia, stop talking nonsense and make fun on yourself. Most importantly don’t fool the Rakyat.

Why I talk so much?? The reason is simply because I was there when the democracy process took place.

Ok now let’s go to the second joke of the day. This time it’s about UiTM, a university for the Bumiputra. It got to the with the PERKASA President, Ibrahim Ali. UiTM is giving out Anugerah Ibrahim Ali or Ibrahim Ali Award to its students.

(http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170244 and http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/170252)

Oh wow!! Ibrahim Ali. Oh yeh.. uhhh..

First of all, I am so happy and proud of you, Ibrahim Ali for willing to sponsor RM 5000.00 in every convocation to the suitable student. It’s so nice of you. I think the students must be very happy for your kind contribution. Seriously it’s a good news when you give back to the society. You will be a good role model for your kind act.

But, I am so shocked with this award. How can a university acknowledge people like you, Ibrahim? Not enough with the racist label given to UiTM, now UiTM is one step backward in recognizing racism and recruiting more racist Malaysians. Don’t deny the fact that UiTM students are taught to be pro-government. Don’t deny the facts that there are a number of students from UiTM who are bearing the racist mindset.

I wonder what he has contributed to the nation. Erm.. Asking the Chinese to go back China? Er.. asking the Chinese to keep more food at home? Er.. Saying he can bring more people to counter Bersih 2.0 rally? Staying away when the Bersih 2.0 took place? Or calling Wong Chun Wai the Father of Crocodile (http://malaysiakini.com/news/170196).

Sorry but I am disappointed and utterly disgusted by this award. RM 5000.00 to promote and enhance racism? Bullshit!

Good academicians from UiTM please stand up and make a stand. UiTM is an educational institution. It supposed to give birth to capable, open-minded, rationale, outstanding and muhibah leaders not to produce more racist people like Ibrahim Ali la…

University should uphold democracy and improve the society.

Just because you can come out with RM 5000.00, you can have the award under your name?? fuyooo! What’s the rationale and relevancy?? Yes you may be cheered for speaking on behalf of the Malays but your views are not supported by all the Malays. You might be fighting for the Malay rights but I still don’t feel that you deserved to give out that award with your name on it.

I will be the first one to support if it’s a A. Samad Said Award or Marina Mahathir Award or even a S. M. Mohamed Idris Award.

Hmmm it’s ok la it’s your university, not mine. And I’m not the applicant. Afterall, UiTM is making itself a laughing stock, at least I laugh. Wahahahaah!

Siapa yang rasa dia layak and tak malu, apply lah.

I wonder what my friends from UiTM have to say about this award. Please leave your comments.

The application form is here (http://impak.uitm.edu.my/?page_id=2312). Your family and friends must be very proud of you. =p

OK I’M DONE LAUGHING WITH THE TWO NEWS TODAY. If you don’t feel funny, don’t laugh la and you can go away from this blog.

WHAT A JOKE OF THE DAY!

main-main lidah

Laki-laki tinggi banyak daki ketiak pagi-pagi berjalan kaki seorang diri berdiam diri dan sepi dengan gigi tak cuci kaki terlekat tahi maki-memaki termaki puki minum kopi makan roti dengan minyak sapi tergores gusi beli loteri tapi tak kena lagi kemudian menangis tak henti-henti cabut lari kena langgar lori.

flash flood in Kampar

April 29 - Kampar is flooded again today for the second time in my 3 years of studies in UTAR Kampar. The first flood happened on April 10 but it's not as worse as today's flood.

The super heavy downpour started after 5pm and lasted for more than 1 hour with deafening thunders and discolight lightning. The scenario was like a war scene in Iraq. wooo scary right?!

Westlake Homes for UTAR students accomodation went blackout at 5.45pm and resumed only when the rain stopped at 7pm.

i wanted to go out to snap some shots but the rain was just too heavy. The water level rose so fast and the water poured into my house.

1 hour of heavy rain with loud thunders and disco lightning caused Kampar to be flooded. Places like Westlake, Harvard, New Town, Taman Tasik Selatan, and Taman Kampar Perdana are seriously affected. Some places were black out. More photos? Ask from UTAR students. =p
Places like Harvard, New Town, Taman Tasik Selatan, and Taman Kampar Perdana are seriously affected too. Now the biggest victims are the students where their vehicles could not start and their rooms are leaked thanks to the good construction by the profit-maker. The worst thing is UTAR students are having their finals now.

Not to forget, the shoplots in New Town also flooded. They are gona have bad time to clean the mess.

By the way, i'm really 'impressed' with Kampar. Satu kali hujan, satu Kampar tenggelam. walaueh.. the rain here so keng lo. In Penang, kalau hujan hor, at least oni few parts banjir. haha.
 
 

more photos at

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/fbx/?set=a.10150166681757877.305636.599962876&l=93f760f814

Old photos of rain in Kampar: http://oce-thephotojournalist.blogspot.com/2010/04/kampar-thunderstorm-aftermath-beautiful.html

and http://oce-thephotojournalist.blogspot.com/2010/04/kampar-thunderstorm-aftermath-ugly-side.html

Pantun Kampar Sudah Hujan

Hujan lebat akhirnya sudah mali

Gua rempit balik almost mau mati

Semua olang lari masuk lumah sindiri

Go main hujan la if lu bokiasi

Badan basah cepat-cepat pi mandi

Air sejuk buat gua lompat sana-sini

But after pangsai ahhh syiok sekali

Kampar panas gila sejak dari pagi

Tolonglah hujan jangan henti

But dunla sampai esok pagi

If dinner hujan tak henti-henti

UTAR students have to cal delivery

But handphone no money
You don't come and find me

Some people have to eat cokodok basi

Wah hujan make me so hapi

If can, esok hujanlah lagi

when i'm sleepy..

I am so DAMN sleepy right now ah.

Slept so late last night and wake up so early for 8am class.

Grrrhhh..

Sleepy make me so moody and crazy!

Can’t concentrate in the class. Pancing here pancing there.

When I am sleepy, I will be either:

1)      Talk nonsense and do some crazy stuff.

Or

2)      Get moody and angry easily, simply scold people.

Oh I prefer the former. At least I don’t scold people. But I’ll do crazy stuff that can make people go crazy like simply hi, simply oik, knock people’s butt or talk rubbish.

Sulit??

Menjalinkan hubungan sulit tanpa melibatkan apa-apa bahagian sulit adalah tidak menyulitkan kerana ia tidak menimbulkan sebarang kesulitan

PERIBAHASA of the day

Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian apa pun tak dapat.

just for laugh

The best thing about farting is not on its smell but its melodious tone.

assignment rush

NEWS UPDATE!

Live from 1194 Westlakes Homes.

A lot of Burung Hantus are awake tonight rushing for their assignment.

this is a good trend.

This is a week where all these burungs or birdbird sleep at 4am, 5am or even 7am.

for photo enthusiast, this is a good time to capture their photos when they are most active at night with their eyes half-opened.

and the wind is so strong and cool out there.

and the weather is so nice to sleep.

and a simple topic becomes so hard to explain.

BUATLAH ASSIGNMENTM MAJULAH SUKAN UNTUK NEGARA, SALAM 1 MALAYSIA.

*berita disampaikan oleh OCE.

room is flooded

arrrgggghhhh! run!!

BREAKING NEWS/JOKE OF THE DAY!!

RUN!

while people are being evacuated in the northern states of Malaysia such as Perlis and Kedah due to flood, here in Westlake, i am doing cleaning due to man-made flood in my own room!

funny ah!!

now my room is sparkling clean.

serious!

and it's so spacious cuz me n my roomate moved the tables and wardrobes out.

im feel like golek golek, guling guling and swim on my floor. hahah.

one good advice for you guys, if you want to clean your room effectively, pour a whole bucket of water on the floor.

GUARANTEE CLEAN!!

i wana sleep on the floor now. hehee.tata.

*shit! strong wind again. sky is getting darker. rain is coming! NO!!! my clothes!

什么是爱??

hahaha! who says i can't read Chinese? who?? but seriously i can't read Chinese words. hehehe.

什么是爱? 

it means what is love la..

wana know the answer or not? okla i tell u la.

爱就是要执子之手与子偕老

According to Googlle Translate, it means "Love is to hold hands and grow old with you."

Hehehe. Thx Jie Ee for the answer.
 

when the light is off

I was happily studying for my exam Contemporary Malaysian Politics.

then, arrghhh!

shit happened!

6.45pm: rain poured. heard some mini thunder. fine. no problem.

6.47pm: BOMB! blackout! suddenly no electricity! why.. why u do this to me when i was so fully concentrating and into my journals?? then, the rain got heavier. the day was getting darker.

7.03pm: oh yeah! the light is back. but disco light.. blinking blinking twinkle twinkle little stars.

7.05pm: i went to pee. the electricity is so playful. peeing halfway, shit i cant see my KKC! arrghhh! blackout again! so dark! luckily my aiming skill is good. wahahah!


7.25pm: everything is back to normal..

7.35pm: i opened The Star's website! OMG! Datuk Lee Chong Wei beats Lin Dan in Japan Super Series! wa wa wa! holiao ah! i am so PROUD of u la! finally finally! after a long wait... it's a sweet revenge! happy gila babi la aku. give u a BIG hug Chong Wei!

Back to bergatai with William Case again.. =(

PERIBAHASA of the day

Dulu:
Sedikit-sedikit lama-lama jadi bukit.

Sekarang:
Sedeikit-sedikit lama-lama habuk pun takde.