oh madu, oh bulan

oh bulan, usah malu, mari kita bermadu di kala malam yang pilu sambil bercumbu-cubu dalam kelambu. huhuhu. =p


*i think i am high. what to do. the moon was so bright, nice and sexy tonight. Moon Halo phenomenon is awesome!*

kajian kentut

Berdasarkan pemerhatian rapi dan penghiduan yang teliti, saya mendapati kentut yang kuat dan panjang serta berangin tidak busuk, manakala kentut yang diam-diam, pendek serta panas busuk mau mampoi. Kentut adalah baik untuk kesihatan. Ia dapat mengeluarkan angin yang berlebihan. Kentut mengembalikan keselesaan dan kelegaan kepada kita. Jangan menahan kentut kerana ia adalah salah. Kentutlah anda sebelum anda dikentutkan. Jangan malu jangan segan. Diharapkan kajian ini bermanfaat kepada dunia sejagat.

Sudahkah anda kentut hari ini?

when i'm sleepy..

I am so DAMN sleepy right now ah.

Slept so late last night and wake up so early for 8am class.

Grrrhhh..

Sleepy make me so moody and crazy!

Can’t concentrate in the class. Pancing here pancing there.

When I am sleepy, I will be either:

1)      Talk nonsense and do some crazy stuff.

Or

2)      Get moody and angry easily, simply scold people.

Oh I prefer the former. At least I don’t scold people. But I’ll do crazy stuff that can make people go crazy like simply hi, simply oik, knock people’s butt or talk rubbish.

you know ah..

lepas makan, kenalah BERAK. that's what u call healthy lifestyle. yehhh..

=p

Sulit??

Menjalinkan hubungan sulit tanpa melibatkan apa-apa bahagian sulit adalah tidak menyulitkan kerana ia tidak menimbulkan sebarang kesulitan

aduih...

I tell you hor..

Pangsai is such a tiring activity.

Aduih..

So tired now.

Bo lat liao.

Aiming A + A = Dean's List

oh God!! im high! im high! I AM SO SO HIGH!

WHY??

i dunooooooooooooooooo!!

shit la! gone case la. i've been so crazy n hyper n happy n nonsense the whole day.

SEXY ah!

but i am so sleepy n tired wor..

it must be the petai busuk. or maybe the rain. or maybe The things happened today: bike got clamped, SRC's Opinion Poll, i had an icecream, dinner with Tiffany etc etc.

okok forget about the craziness. i have more IMPORTANT thing to say. i know i have been so.. so.. so lazy and no time plus no inspiration to blog. But now i have 1 thing that i wana say leh! MUST SAY ok!

I WANA GET ALL As IN MY EXAM THIS SEMESTER AND I WANA BE IN DEAN'S LIST!

yes i want!!

i'll work harder lo.. i duno why i feel so spirited and energetic this semester. The two A's that i got in my previous exam really boost my spirit. I can get A if i want. If other people can, so do i!! All this while, i never aim for an A and i never even dare to dream to be in the Dean's List.

This is the time. If i don't start to dream and work on it now, then when? This is the best semester as im taking only 2 subjects. Can get higher GPA and improve my CGPA. To be in Dean's List, my GPA must be above 3.5. An A is 4.0. So if i can all As, sure can get into Dean's List la.

It has must such a very long long time since i have this competitive attitude in studies. The last time was in 2003 i guess when i was in Form 3. My results were so good then. Then i became lazier n lazier..

Now i feel young again! i feel like the old Oh Chin Eng is back. The old Oh Chin Eng who always fight for the best, fight for the top ranks, fight for everything lah! I feel challenged now.

oh i cant wait for the exam. i know anything can happens. but well, we'll see la har..

If i really want something, nothing can take it away!

I WANA BE A WINNER AGAIN!

*oh do u see the big A in the photos? i just made it a while ago in less than 15mins. hehee.

Melawan Kesepian - Siti Nurhaliza

just saw this music video at Astro. touched by it. then i recall that this song is also the theme song of Wadi Unung, a drama from Astro last year if im not mistaken. it's a nice song with a touching lyrics. i was stunned listening to it. the melody is so captivating. it reminds me of her, someone i used to called sayang.. it's not wornf when you thought of your past right? it's part of us, isn't?

Siti, 2 thumbs up to you as always. I’ve been listening to your songs since my young age. You are our Malaysian pride. I am not a Malay but I listen to your songs. So do other many non-Malays. We are proud of you. I wish you all the best in your career n life.

Melawan Kesepian

Apapun yang terjadi
Berjalanlah tanpa henti
Air mata tertahan
Waktu untuk dijatuhkan

Nanti kita kan tahu
Betapa bijaknya hidup
Sepahit apapun ini
Pelajaran yang berarti

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan merubah apapun
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Nanti kita kan tahu
Betapa bijaknya hidup
Sepahit apapun ini
Pelajaran yang berarti

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan merubah apapun
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan merubah apapun
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Apapun yang terjadi
Berjalanlah tanpa henti

ON!

ON ON ON!

IT'S ON!

SUDAH ON!!

APA YANG ON?

ADALAH..

TODAY IS SUNDAY, HARI UNTUK ON.

MANY THINGS TO BE ON today.

HAHAHAHAH!

we break up la

Inspired! I'm so awake. Oh i am awake now. I feel like.. I feel like a nice slap on my head. I mean, a nice one. Yea positive one. It's all just because of a message by someone you respect and inspire.

"...ei, u ar, study hard la...," KKY.
~ 10.18pm 22/9/2010

so now im gona say bye to Twitter, Facebook and Blogspot until 1am later and continue studying. yes! 

hmmpphh! we BREAK UP la tonight! u go break ur leg la. or break the glass la! BYE!! off! 

-the end-

PENGUMUMAN PENTING

Adalah ini dengan bangga dan sukacitanya diumumkan bahawa, hujan yang gila lebat taik cirit telah dengan selamat dan jayanya berhenti di Kampar, Perak. Rakyat jelata dijemput beramai-ramai ke pasar malam dan lepak bersama tanglung dengan gayanya di bawah sinaran bulan penuh yang masih belum kelihatan. Ingin diingatkan bahawa play at your own risk, hujan akan turun lagi. Kalau basah, bagusla. wahahahaha! =p

today in history

It's not like a big grand history la.

ala..

propaganda u noe.. hiperbola gitu-gitu la.

so what is the history la???!

heheh!

for the first time ever, i went to Jing Wen's house at night, and then i studied there, with her. she fell asleep! hahah! i brought my pillow, water, bread, biscuit, notes.

it feels so nice when you are studying. ahhh.. im loving it!!

hari ini memang bersejarah! mungkin Kementerian Pelajaran boleh pertimbangkan untuk memuatkan kisah bersejarah ini dalam buku teks Sejarah buat tatapan generasi akan datang.

ok before i talk more crap, i better go n sleep. good night world. tata.

'Invitation' from the Guards

Ok this is what happened.

Around 7.15pm I went to the tallest building in New Town, Kampar which is the majestic Grand Kampar Hotel.

Oklo.. I went in la. I went there cuz I wana snap pictures la. people working there looking at me u noe.. I pretended talking to someone in the phone then I quickly got into the lift la.

I was like shit la. will the guard come and catch me and charge me for trespassing? I didn’t care much la. I went to the highest floor that can reach by the lift. Then I use staircase to the rooftop which is definitely a forbidden or kawasan larangan la.

Nice view weih! Superb man!

Then in less than 1 minute, 3 guards came. THREE ok!!

I was like oh no..

Then they ‘invited’ me to go down.

Fulamak! I ni YB ke. Kena 3 guards mai ajak I turun. Hahaha.

He asked me what am I doing there. I said taking pictures la. then I said 5 minutes only, 5 minutes only.

But I finished shooting in 3 minutes. Then I cabut la.

I gatai I noe..

Im so addicted to panorama shot recently. Can’t help it.

I went there to take pictures before but nothing happened. And that Derek Bong went there for an hour also nothing happen.

Why ah??

Hmmm.. maybe because I look too pro already la. hahaa.

I went there with short pants n sandal some more with a bulky tripod, look so pro with a huge camera. So obvious wana take picture. Of course they are suspicious la..

BUT THEN!!

Hahaa I got the photos that I want. Nyeh nyeh nyeh.

Hahaha have you had that experience before??

I tell you it’s nice man!

You should try it but don’t try this at home. =p

Lesson to be learned. If u wana do something in a hotel, make sure u stay in that hotel. =p

Wah damn sleepy la.. but still early lah. But raining time is the best time to sleep you noe. But I haven’t unpack my begs, clean my room, do laundry and do assignment.

Who cares!!

Let’s call it a day la then. Sakit perut pulak tu!

Semua orang pi tido! Good nite!

PERIBAHASA of the day

Rambut sama hitam, hati lain-lain.

If you wana know the meaning go Google lain. Peribahasa ni maksudnya nama je manusia, jasad je manusia, tapi kat dalam hati, baik buruk wangi busuk, siapa yang tahu.

peribahasa ni dah lapuk la. kena tukar sikit jadi:

Rambut pun tak sama hitam, hati mestilah lain-lain!

KL im here

heheh. yes i must admit that KL is fun, a city of exitement and civilization.

im glad im out of Kampar, at least for 2 days.

i don't hate Kampar. im just tired and stress la. Kampar is a small quiet and laid-back town but the students there especially me is go crazy!

life changed after the election.

hahah.. different tak sama dah.

anyway im here in KL for the Malaysian Student Leaders Summit at Nikko Hotel on Saturday and Sunday.

im now in my Aunt's house already at Bandar Tun Razak.

damn sleepy n tired la. 2 begs. heavy ok.

had a nice and exciting trip with Adeline Wok. we took the same bus.

will tell you what happened la huh. haha.

but i tell you something now and u don't tell anyone k. it's a secret. i tell you hor itu Adeline Wok said Petaling Street Night Market closed at night. yea CLOSED at night. wahahha!

okla good night.

Berkhidmat Untuk Negara!

PANTUN of the day

Makan sedap happy go lucky
Itu petai wow so sexy
Bila kentut mmm wangi
Kenyang perut suka hati
Yummy yummy menjilat jari
Lepas itu beraklah lagi
Hihihihi
Syiok sekali
Everyone come n join me.
=p

i nak petik bunga

saya rasa nak memetik bunga yang ayu itu di taman u la. jangan simpan lama-lama, nanti layu. tak manis nanti.

u ada bunga tu tak??

hehehe...

wa olang nasi

i taktau la kat hangpa ni..

tapi i ni mesti makan nasi.

kalo satu hari tak makan nasi, rasa macam nak mampoi!

mana boleh tak makan nasi.

nasi tu penting.

makan nasi baru boleh tumbuh.

tumbuh daging, tumbuh tulang, tumbuh bulu, tumbuh kulit, tumbuh gigi..

aih!

apa-apa je la.

anyway u noe..

ala nak cakap olang puteh pulak.

pendek kata.

i ni mesti makan nasi.

sekorang korangnya sekali sehari.

kalo pagi tak makan, malam kita mesti makan.

tak makan nasi kalau memang tak sah ah.

satu badan rasa tak syiok.

i cannot live without rice la.

ini gua mia culture ah.

wa syiok ah.

i kan Olang Penang.

Makanlah Nasi Demi Pembangunan Negara!

HIDUP NASI!

i wonder...

i always wonder can the belly button suddenly open and the intestine pops out.

i've been thinking of that since i was small.

hmmm...

YOU are quoted

"Chin Eng always bo eng pangsai but always uh eng kanasai. Tapi bo sai that time oce ciak sai."

~ Nixon Lai Chia Huey
~ 1//7/2010 11.27pm

* This is my friend, talk nonsense. hahaha.