"my new friend is..."

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i am veli heppie today. i went to university. my big brathas n big sistas organised a party. all of them are from Parti Journalism. this parti is illegal. some people say HALAM! they never register sama itu ROS. if mata-mata mali, gelenti kena masuk lokap.

i terpakai smart smart today. paiseh nia. shy lo. kemaluan sangat besar. =p

i see-saw many people. some hensem, some boleh tahan. some sui, some boleh tahan. they semua olang veli heppie. they laughed veli loud like speakers. the teachers oso veli heppie. they also laughed n pitching lari. semua olang is ferenly. one cute ah boy alwayz 'kena scold lo". they made me happie manyak-manyak.

eh-behli-one mesti pay rm10. tapi saya belum bayar cikgu. mereka bagi makan. banyak ooo... ala itu telur ayam punya tart. ala itu teh talak tarik. ala itu jeli. ala itu kalipork. ala itu lotti. ala itu hijiau-hijiau panjiang-panjiang punya. dan lain-lain lagi. wa makan until mau muntah cirit dan birit, berak di parit, tapi sikit pun keluar.

dia olang tak boleh habis makan. dia olang tapau. dia olang minta kita olang bawa balik bagi olang-olang lain makan. kita olang kenyang. kita olang ambik. ada olang talak ambik.

we play-play games lo. tapi hor my heart sikit sakit la. kita olang main-main. wa pun lupa tangkap gambak with my cikgus. aiyah amma. shit lo!

i met many people. we went into a group. Mister Afi yang berjanggut kambing hutan warna cokelat bertompok-tompok also in my group. we introduced ourself. wa pun cakap lo.

( my name is "Oh, Chin Eng!" i am from penang. i am 21 yearsss old. )

semua olang kasitau nama. but kenot rimember all la cikgu. i only remember one pompuan's name. hehehehe. my new friend is CHIN POH NEE. not WONG POW NEE ok?? i remember her name only wor. the rest sorry la beb, wa tak ingat. saya tidak berasa gatal cikgu.

dia buat saya rindu sama sayang. wa talak tipu-tipu cikguuuuuu. sumpah atas cikgu. muka talak sama la. but their style and the aura kinda same. both wear metals on their teeth. both also santek. both mia kulit muka also clean n clear. n both mia suara also cute-mute. eeee suka la. suka wa mia sayang la. wa suka tengok olang pakai be-reh-ses. wa talak gatai cikgu. betoiiiii!!

kasih diterima cikgu. cikgu tolong kasi wa 3 stars. nanti saya bagi cikgu makan karipok. =p