NO moo mooO

Im home! Just reached home at 5.40pm. arrghh! Im super tired, exhausted, pancit! It’s raining heavily out there and im all wet and freezing cold. My battery is out of battery.

Ok so last night I said I wana go look for cow right? Nak p tengok lembu korban rite? I did. My coursemate, Jing Wen followed me. I didn’t go to the Old Town PAS mosque because a Malay guy on Wednesday told me that, that mosque is not having any lembu korban. He asked me to go to Mambang Di Awan, after Kampar town. The place is quite far.

So we didn’t go to that mosque. We went to UMNO mosque at Kampar. No cows!! I didn’t see any cows there.  FINE! So we went to Mambang Di Awan. After I stopped for 3 times to asked for mosque, then only the Muslims told me that they won’t sacrifice the cows today.

WHAT!!! Why?? The men said it’s because today is Friday, so they’ll have Friday Prayer / Sembahayang Jumaat. I see.. yeala. All the Muslims will perform this prayer in the afternoon. To slaughter a cow, they need a lot of time. I think they are worried that they are late for the prayer. They’ll also be very tired then.

So they postponed it to tomorrow, Saturday. Haih.. no COW!! Talak LEMBU!!

What a dissappointment. BUT!! Haha! something else happened. I didn’t want to go back yet bcoz we already travelled that far. I sacrificed my morning sleep to see lembu korban you know..

As usual, Chin Eng did what he’s good at. EXPLORE! Hehehe. Yea we explored Perak. We went to MANY places. Damn syiok la. I spent 8 hours exploring. My neck was so tired. My hands were numb. But every second I spent is worth while. The experience that I get is too valuable and you can even get it if you are RICH!

On the way to sent Jing Wen home, we passed by the Old Town PAS Mosque. WTH we saw cows. We went in and asked the man there. he said they will slaughter them tomorrow, Saturday. Arrgghhh! I can see the celebration here. Why the ****** in the world I travel so far?? Im out of my mind! craze!!

Zzz.. but hmmm.. ok look from the bright side. If I don’t look for cows from other places, I wouldn’t have been to so many places, tasted so many nice food, met with nice people, went into temples and pray, and get free fruit. There is always two sides of a coin.

Haih.. what a day!! Im so sleepy now. my skin is darker again.

I’ll blog about the 8 hours journey and the photos i took when im free la. =p

Ok I wana go bath now. then go have my dinner. Then go prepare for my speaking test for French tomorrow. Then send an email b4 12am.

Till then, see you tomorrow. Tata.

LembooO korban

Helooo people! It’s me again. today I I wana talk about lembooo. To be specific sikit, lembu korban untuk Hari Raya Haji esok. So what is lembu korban? Lembu korban is a lembu la. in English you call them cow. C.O.W. cow.

So apa beza lembu korban dengan lembu biasa? Same-same but different lah. Lemboo-lemboo ini meragut, bukan beg pompuan tapi rumput yang warnanya hijau. Kalau rumput warna koko, dia olang tak makan. Sebab itu bukan rumput, itu lalang. Lemboo-lemboo ini juga mempunya tetek, entahla berapa tapi adalah tetek-teteknya. If nak tau berapa, you cangkung la kat bawah lembu tu n u tengokla sendiri. If u lucky, kau tak kena penangan dari lemboo tu la. n if u lucky, taik cirit taik baja lembu tak kena muka u la.

Lemboo-lemboo ini juga menghasilkan susu. Susu lembu sangat berkhasiat. Tak payah pi supermarket beli susu lembu yang tepung. Just go to any sexy female cow u like, then picit je. just squezze. Susu terus pancut kat hang! Hah! Kan bagus! Sedap! Berkhasiat! Cepat! Dan PANAS!

But one thing I don’t understand. Why human love to drink cow and goat’s milk huh? Manusia talak susu ka? Human no milk is it?? Hmmm… we always drink their milk. Then the children of cows n goats gona drink whose milk? Our milk? Your milk? I CANNOT produce milk. Hmmm…

LEMBOO PUNYA SUSU, MANUSIA DAPAT NAMA!

So what is the difference between these lemboos?? Try guess. Try la. can?? Cannot ah? Try again la.. just try.. pi la! mana ada difference??! No difference la! lembu is lembu la! cow is cow la. if like that also you don’t know, u r the real LEMBU! BOO sama you! LEMBOO!

Wahahaha!

Lembu korban is a lembu that akan dikorbankan. Means that these cow will be sacrificed for Hari Raya Haji tomorrow. Kalau tak silap I, lembu ini akan dapat pahala la sebab dikorbankan. Ini kerana mereka bukan disembelih saja-saja tapi daging mereka akan dibahagi-bahagikan dan diberikan kepada kafir miskin dan orang-orang yang sama waktu dengannya.

So mari semua orang kampung orang Bandar dan orang hutan, mari kita bersama-sama pergi masjid, memeriahkan lagi proses penyembelihan lemboos ini, mari kita memberikan sokongan yang padu kepada lembu-lembu dan si penyembelihnyer.

I’ll definitely go la. I never seen people slaughter cow for Hari Raya Haji. As a Malaysian, we should and I feel we must see, experience, explore and learn the cultures and the way of living of our friends form other ethnic groups. This is Malaysia ma, u have everything here. So why always stay at home, watch TV, online to get the news.

GO OUT THERE and SEE IT YOURSELF la.

Enjoy life man! Life is SO interesting. Do something different then what you usually do. As we grow up, we see different things every second. Don’t wait things to happen in front of you. Go see it yourself. Go get yourself dirty. Go feel the atmosphere, smell the aroma, feel the happiness, hear to the music, let your senses go wild, meet new people and learn new things.

Go and explore your life and the world. Go n experience the rich cultures of your own ethnic and other ethnics or religions. Believe me, it’ll broaden n open up your mind.

Well, it’s just a day in a year. U don’t always have the chance you know. how long do you think can survive in this world? U might bye-bye tomorrow. =p

To see is to learn. Many people are phobia, scared and have this midset that you’ll be converted if you visit religious buildings or if you participate in other religions’ festivals. COME ON la! don’t be so katak di bawah tempurung! OPEN up ur mind la! don’t listen to others. Lisen to yourself. Have faith in yourself. If u r a true devotee to ur religion, no one can convert u lah! You won’t be converted if you go experience or learn about other religion festivals.

FAHAM?!! UNDERSTOOD??!!

The only thing that you musn’t do is to chop off a cow’s head and go make party or do demonstration with it. DON’T!! JANGAN! AWAS! We must respect other religions as well. The Muslims eat beef but not the Hindus. Cow is a sacred animal in Hinduism. So don’t ask for beef if you go to Indian house and don’t eat beef in front of them. same goes to the pork eater. Muslims don’t eat pork. So pork-eater don’t eat pork in front of the Muslims. We respect each other la. understand each other’s belief and sensitivity. then NO PROBLEM loh!

REMINDER! PERINGATAN! KALAU NAK PIJAK KEPALA LEMBU, LEBIH BAIK PIJAK KEPALA HOTAK HANG!! BUAT MALU JE!

So now u choose la any lemboo u wana sembelih. Got black color, brown color and white color. U choose la any size u want: XXS, XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL. Can tapau la if you want. If got stock, sell to you la. if talak, book now and take next year la.

Ok now everyone LAUGH! Wahahahah!

SELAMAT HAPPY HARI RAYA AILDILADHA / HARI RAYA HAJI again. =p

Selamat Hari Raya Aldiladha / Hari Raya Haji 2009

I love raya. I love more is it’s kongsi raya or deepa raya. Syiok man!

I love being a Malaysian. U can get food from other ethnic groups for FREE. Free is not the thing, but the merryness and the happiness that shown in every festivals that matter. If you are in other countries, do you think you can just go into your friends or neighbours house and taste their food which are different from house. NO!! Malaysia is a lovely country lah. We don’t have to go to restaurant just to eat Chinese, Malay, Indian, Sikh, Mamak, Nyonya or some other ethnic groups food. We have open house. No open house also, people will still flock your house.

Kita Olang Malaisia ma.

They are willing to accept you to their celebrations, their festivals and their events.

Anyway..

What is Hari Raya Aidiladha or Hari Raya Haji.

Okla a brief description or explanation about this festival.

(("Festival of Sacrifice" or "Greater Eid" is a holiday celebrated by Muslims (including the Druze) worldwide to commemorate the willingness of Ibrahim to sacrifice his son as an act of obedience to God. Eid al-Adha is the latter of two Eid festivals celebrated by Muslims, whose basis comes from the Quran.[1] Like Eid al-Fitr, Eid al-Adha begins with a short prayer followed by a sermon (khuṭba). Eid al-Adha annually falls on the 10th day of the month of Dhul Hijja (ذو الحجة) of the lunar Islamic calendar. The festivities last for three days or more depending on the country. Eid al-Adha occurs the day after the pilgrims conducting Hajj, the annual pilgrimage to Mecca in Saudi Arabia by Muslims worldwide, descend from Mount Arafat. It happens to be approximately 70 days after the end of the month of Ramadan.))

*ni dapat dari Google.

Kalau nak tau more, go Google or ask ur Muslim friends la. ada Muslim friends kan?

This Raya is one of the biggest celebrations celebrated by the Muslims in the world. Kalau kat Malaysia, Hari Raya Aldilfitri yang meletup, Raya Haji taklah sangat. But in other Muslim countries, Hari Raya Haji yang paling meletup. Different countries different style lah.

This year Hari Raya Aildiladha falls on tomorrow, which is Friday. Woohooo. It’s public holiday. No school. Many people will balik kampung. The Southern Thailand people who work here also go back. so no Tom Yam or Nasi Goreng Kampung.

Kepada orang-orang yang suka tengok atau teringin nak tengok atau tak pernah tengok atau takde kerja lain nak buat atau nak kaypo atau nak rasa budaya orang Melayu, bolehla pi masjid-masjid utama yang berdekatan untuk ‘menyaksikan’ lemboo-lemboo, kambinggg-kambinggg dan kerbow-kerbow disembalih. Jangan lupa bawa camera n video camera. If tak ada, handphone pun jadila.

In this celebration, these animals will be sacrificed la. U can see la all those politikus politikus donate these animals untuk disembelih. Then these animals akandibahagi-bahagi dan disedekahkan.

So yang balik kampung tu, hati-hati ok. Bawa kereta hati-hati dan cermat. Naik bas kalau duduk baik-baik. If nk kencing, bagitau driver. Yang bawak motor, ingat baju hujan. Yang bawa basikal, jangan bawa tengah jalan kereta jalan tu bukan jalan moyang hang. Mulakan perjalanan anda dengan Bismillah, sudahkan dengan Alhamdullilah.

Bermaafan-maafan la. Let’s celebrate this joyous festival with sharing, forgiving and remembering the God. So a happy Hari Raya Aidiladha and Selamat Hari Raya Haji to all especially my Muslim friends whether you are from Malaysia, Thailand, or UK.

May God bless our multi-racial, multi-religious, multi-language and multi-cultural society.

muax muax muax.

PHOTO of the day

Malaysia Bull-leh! I am the goalkeeper.