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Monday 13 July 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY

Omg! My friend really good in making stomach cramp. TWO THUMBS UP! Wana noe y? He said I said smtg wic I dun rmbr at all. Plus, he gave me all da details of what I said. Crazy! Walking archieve r! I dun rmbr a thing at all. Haha. read this..

happy month-sary : chin eng

nix : nixon lai chia huey



happy month-sary says (12:55 AM):
lanjiao
ooppss
sori
not me
sori
haik

nix says (12:55 AM):
wa

happy month-sary says (12:55 AM):
no no
silap2
sori2

nix says (12:55 AM):
u scold me lo
how dare u

happy month-sary says (12:56 AM):
no no
silap2
wana show u an emotion la

nix says (12:56 AM):
i dun care, i come to kampar sulah u

happy month-sary says (12:56 AM):
haha

nix says (12:56 AM):
sulah sampai lu nangis

nix says (12:57 AM):
wat ciao u wan
wa
u scold me lo
how dare u

nix says (12:58 AM):
i dun care, i come to kampar sulah u
sulah sampai lu nangis

happy month-sary says (12:58 AM):
wah
so ganas
learn frm sexter

nix says (12:59 AM):
ganas itu hobi
eh i got one philosophy
i ingat u kata before
u remember ah?

happy month-sary says (1:00 AM):
huh
u ingt wat i said hor?

nix says (1:00 AM):
X tak ganas, Y tak panas
replace the X Y with the genders

happy month-sary says (1:01 AM):
huh
dei
wat philosophy is dis

nix says (1:01 AM):
u catch it bo
u ajar me one

happy month-sary says (1:02 AM):
er,...
me r??
wait2
i dun rmbr la

nix says (1:02 AM):
rephrase the sentence
then write here for me
with the X Y

happy month-sary says (1:03 AM):
x tak ganas
y tak panas

nix says (1:04 AM):
replace the X and Y with jantina la

happy month-sary says (1:04 AM):
oo
male x ganas
female x panas
a
zzzzz
i din say dat
not me
sexter

nix says (1:04 AM):
u laaaaaaaaaaaa bro
2 tahun lalu u ajar me, masa makan lor mee @ penang road 3.15pm

happy month-sary says (1:05 AM):
wah

nix says (1:05 AM):
masa tu u pakai baju putih

happy month-sary says (1:05 AM):
dei
dun merepek

nix says (1:05 AM):
with cs, kaho and neh

happy month-sary says (1:05 AM):
pg road whr got lor mee

nix says (1:05 AM):
got

happy month-sary says (1:05 AM):
haha
3.15pm sumor

nix says (1:05 AM):
u pom pek la

happy month-sary says (1:05 AM):
tel me more
dun merepek

nix says (1:05 AM):
its 15th March 2007

happy month-sary says (1:05 AM):
walaeuh
u dun simply say
how sure r u

nix says (1:05 AM):
betul

nix says (1:06 AM):
i ingat secukup cukup
how sure? very sure laaaaaa

happy month-sary says (1:06 AM):
huh
lor mee at whr??
y i said dat

nix says (1:06 AM):
how i know

nix says (1:07 AM):
u siao one apa pun boleh cakap ma
i ingat for u
u tak ingat
sad la

happy month-sary says (1:07 AM):
haha
omg
u r so farking funny
dun make me laugh

nix says (1:07 AM):
masa tu wa habis class at college then ajak u guys makan u all kata ok then things happened already

happy month-sary says (1:07 AM):
lu kanashit
haha

happy month-sary says (1:08 AM):
wah
whr?

nix says (1:08 AM):
penang road la!

happy month-sary says (1:08 AM):
wic part!

nix says (1:08 AM):
things happened refer to u kata itu philoshophy la
tempat jual chendol la itu kopitiam puto
kaneh i am taking this very seriously, me no joking

happy month-sary says (1:09 AM):
hahhaa
kaneh lu
chendol thr no lor mee la
hahah
dei
i kenot stop laughing

nix says (1:09 AM):
kaneh lu

happy month-sary says (1:09 AM):
hahah
arrghh

nix says (1:09 AM):
walao laugh me sumore

happy month-sary says (1:09 AM):
sakit perut

nix says (1:09 AM):
puto hang

happy month-sary says (1:09 AM):
u serious loo
hahaha
lu banana
tel properly la dei
pg road whr

nix says (1:09 AM):
kaneh u dun laugh nanti ur housemate ingat u gila

nix says (1:10 AM):
chendol la!!!!!!!!!!

happy month-sary says (1:10 AM):
we nvr go thr la

nix says (1:10 AM):
dekat itu jual laksa la puto

happy month-sary says (1:10 AM):
he oso laugh la!!

nix says (1:10 AM):
zzzz ur memory damn suck la

happy month-sary says (1:10 AM):
itu popular mia cendol r
i noe thr got cendol

nix says (1:10 AM):
abo mana

happy month-sary says (1:10 AM):
bt no lor mee la
u siao liao hor?

nix says (1:10 AM):
oppositeo ne la
kaneh

happy month-sary says (1:10 AM):
opposite???
huh!!

nix says (1:10 AM):
u siao 1st i also not yet siao

happy month-sary says (1:11 AM):
got pic r

nix says (1:11 AM):
in front*

happy month-sary says (1:11 AM):
or resit r
corner kopitiam r

nix says (1:11 AM):
dey masa tu u tak da ur slr
in front can park motor one la
kopitiam need receipt one meh kaneh i din heard before

happy month-sary says (1:11 AM):
haha

happy month-sary says (1:12 AM):
proof ma

nix says (1:12 AM):
i still remember u call that aunty a nme
name

happy month-sary says (1:12 AM):
wah

nix says (1:12 AM):
u called her tuang sai ah yee

happy month-sary says (1:12 AM):
joke of the day la

happy month-sary says (1:12 AM):
tuang sai??
lu ciak sai la

nix says (1:13 AM):
cos u kata her face like shit
so u bagi her
how i know

happy month-sary says (1:13 AM):
haha

nix says (1:13 AM):
lu mia mulut ma haha

happy month-sary says (1:13 AM):
walaueh

nix says (1:13 AM):
walao apa

happy month-sary says (1:13 AM):
lai video la

nix says (1:14 AM):
offlights d la
bro sleeping man

happy month-sary says (1:14 AM):
so wat

nix says (1:14 AM):
cannot see me la

happy month-sary says (1:14 AM):
dun wana see ur kha chui oso

nix says (1:14 AM):
gelap gelap tengok apa

happy month-sary says (1:14 AM):
wei

happy month-sary says (1:15 AM):
serious la
i duno da whole ting u r saying

nix says (1:15 AM):
the problem now is that
what i just said is all FACTS
and u duno, cos u dun remember
conclusion lo

happy month-sary says (1:16 AM):
hmmm

nix says (1:16 AM):
dun think too much, assume u dun remember
and assume now i remind u and u absorb back that thing

happy month-sary says (1:17 AM):
i absorb nth

nix says (1:17 AM):
koyak

happy month-sary says (1:17 AM):
ouch

nix says (1:18 AM):
ehhh u remember bo
that time laaaa
penang road la dudeeeeeeee
jual chendol one la

happy month-sary says (1:18 AM):
hmmm
nola...

nix says (1:18 AM):
eh u remember or not one, that time ma at penang road

happy month-sary says (1:19 AM):
no
cz pg road no lor mee!!

nix says (1:20 AM):
*eh u remember or not one, that time ma at penang road????????

happy month-sary says (1:20 AM):
zzzxz
pg road no lor mee

nix says (1:20 AM):
got la
u balik u pi tengok

happy month-sary says (1:20 AM):
hmmm
cendol eh kopitiam no lor mee!!

nix says (1:21 AM):
got laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nix says (1:22 AM):
mari bet, if ada u gimme 10 bucks, if tak da assume nth happen ok?

happy month-sary says (1:23 AM):
hmmm
dei i dun rmbr wor
okok
we go thr eat r?

nix says (1:24 AM):
eat before la

happy month-sary says (1:25 AM):
ooo

nix says (1:26 AM):
so, try to remember and recall

nix says (1:27 AM):
this is the best i can did, no need to appreciate
is my job, so far, farewell
my pleasure, my lord

happy month-sary says (1:28 AM):
wahhh

nix says (1:28 AM):
wah sai la wa

happy month-sary says (1:29 AM):
hahahahhhaha

nix says (1:29 AM):
kaneh u siao ah keep laugh

IT"S TOO LATE

We tend to miss someone only when they are not around. Not only miss but love..

but hei! What for?? It’s too late!! U cry u beg u bang your head to the wall oso no use when the ppl r gone. GONE far far away. And they will nvr come back!

When that person is in front of u, u buat tak tau. Buat DERK! Jual mahal! Jual ni! Jual tu! Ppl nice to u bt u buat shit to them. Ppl LOVE u bt u scold them.

Come on HUMAN! What u 1??!! SHIT la.

Give n Take la. Show some APPRECIATION, RESPECT n LOVE.

LIFE is too FRAGILE n SHORT.

12th just passed

hie.. jz wana be crapy tonite. 12th jz passed. yea jz passed.

so fast kan. time pass so fast. so fast 1 month already. aih..