ini tarak itu tarak

aih..

rimas tau bila ini tarak itu tarak.

apa pun tarak.

this afternoon i wanted to go to Tesco but the cleaner came, i have to keep an eye on her. then 5pm wana go to Gym but it hujan lebat.

so No Tesco No Gym.

then just now dinner time ajak friends but Maxis line kaput. went out but Hujan again. on the way to TEsco, hujan!

so No Dinner, No Tesco.

No banana also cuz forgot to buy.

No repair bicycle cuz lazy to push bicycle alone.

now wana cook magee but I dun have Telur. NO TELUR pulak!

terukla dey all. i wana buy 2 telur also the makcik dun wana sell. susah la tarak telur.

but okla im happy today. hehe.

i feel so gay, so sexy, so high!

thanks to Your Excellency Kow and Tun Nigel. =p

banana & maid

RANDOM thoughts

1. i desperately need a banana right now. i need to munch a long and huge banana so badly lah! beh tahan liao la. anyone got banana ah? can pinjam ah? i can pay you. SERIOUSLY!

2. im so disappointed with some people who use the service of foreign maid/cleaner and then feel suspicious on them. come on la. u ask them to clean your house then you feel they wana steal your damn things? DAMN u la. if u so clever, u clean it urself la. what the tut man. don't ask me to keep an eye on them. i wont. you thought every maid/cleaner are thieves meh! don't always look down on people la. i tell u if ur Karma is good, ghost also won't come near you la boloh!

Model Shot (1)

Date: 28/5/2010

Time: 4.13pm

Venue: Protestant Cemetary, Penang

Model: Jessica

Photographer: OCE

come ber-rhyme-rhyme

You suka, You baca.
You tak suka, You blahhh!

My photos you suka, you puji-puji.
My photos you tak suka, you diam-diam.

You mau i shoot pics, you book me.
Sudah shoot, you don't push me.

hhehe. rhyme tak??

don't force me

aih.. i forgot the count already. i don't know how many times i have been telling and asking the same thing.

DON'T FORCE ME.

sabar la..

im not scolding anyone k. im not.

im just telling and asking for a small favor.

sabar.. slowly. ban ban lao.

friends always rush me for their photos.

okla u can be angry and pissed at me. it's ok. that's me. that's my style. u can scold me but don't push me.

this is my rules.

and hor, if u r my friends, sabar la. dun pushy pushy. later i fall into the drain how?!!

stress u noe...

But if u r my customer, different story la. hehehe. cuz u'll pay me ma. of cos u got more priority la.

or if the photos are so important, let say it's for your assignment or anything official, ok no problem. i rush it for you.

but if it's not, sorry naik lori la ye.

and one thing i fucking pissed is i give u people your photos d but you simply post as if you took that pictures yourself. APA ni! what the fuck la ok. now im angry! no manners ka. take my photos already give some credit la. so hard ka mau say 'photos taken by Oh Chin Eng?!' If so hard, don't ask from me la. FUCK OFF la. grrrhhh! tulan nia.

okok chill. fuh... jgn marah. nanti pimples pop pop pop.

back to the story. i love photography. but my life is not only about photography la. Don't expect me to sit in front of my laptop 24 hours to edit pictures, post pictures and send pictures. come on man. I have my own life also la.

My name is Chin Eng but im sipek boheng ok. i got other stuffs to do also what.

so hor people.. hehe. Let me kautim your photos d den i'll send it to you ok.

NEVER ask me to post it in FB.
NEVER ask me to email you.

kalau lu mau. kasi pendrive. easy n fast. u know la the photos so banyak and besar.

u won't die if you wait for a while right??

if u can't wait, don't ask me to take pictures la next time. i don't mind. im not a professional what.

that's all i wana say lo. if u can accept, accept lo. kenot den ur PROBLEM la! if u terasa oso ur PROBLEM la. but u dun angry la ye.. im not scolding anyone what. =p

anyway, i feel so sorry for a friend cuz i totally forgot to send her, her family photos since January. my fault. my salah.

kelas hari ini: Bubu

Adik-adik.

hari ni akak akan ajar bahasa shortform.

sudah ready?

mula-mula kita kena guna bahasa Melayu baku yang betul ye.

jangan malu kuku ku malu.

so lesson pertama of the day is...

jeng jeng jeng!

B-U-B-U

adik-adik tau tak apa itu bubu.

cuba teka.

TEKALA!

eee tergedik-gedik pulak.

aku sepak nanti!

bubu la!

bukan bucuk!

bukan bf la!

LEMBU kepala hotak hang!

apa ni pun taktau ka?

takpe Adeline WOk has the answer.

Menurut Professor Emeritus Adeline Wok The Aedes aka Pangsaicua, beliau merumuskan bahawa bubu itu adalah satu subjek di mana Bumi diliputi oleh 70% air dan manusia tidak boleh terbang kalau tiada sayap.

Tapi rumusan itu adalah andalah rumusan dan teori paling tak menarik pernah diilhamkan nya.

Teorinya yang paling popular adalah Teori Bubu.

Bubu stands for..

IBU! or LAOBU!

ingat ye Bukan lemBu, Bulan, mat saBu, Busuk, Buta, kelaBu, atau laBu.

itu sjaa kelas kita pada malam ini adik-adik.

semoga adik-adik tidak terkencing dalam seluar dan pangsai lah anda sebelum anda dipangsaikan.

sehingga itu, kita jumpa lagi pada masa dan tarikh yang akan ditetapkan.

kalau adik-adik tak faham, silalah bayar tuition fee.

untuk keterangan lanjut dan extra services, sila hubungan talian panas di 1194.

sekian, terima kasih.

tata.

tomorrow do what ah??

Tomorrow do what ah?

Crazeee!! Today is just the first day of new semester and im asking the question.

Damn boring weih! Boring gila2. sien ka boi si. Clueless. Don’t know what to do.

Me, Tiffany n Rachael are asking  the same question.

Tomorrow do what ah??

We just came back from playing computer games actually. This is my first time officially playing computer games in Kampar. im not a game by the way.

And by 12am only the whole Westlake is as quiet as dead town.

Apa ni!! UTAR students insaf already ka??

I myself never faced this situation before.

Last semester was busy for me.

What happened ah?

We should feel excited.

We should be happy.

We should be hyper.

But amma..

Sien leh.

Sumor me and my classmates had a bad start because of Communication Theories results. Sucks man! Unexpected! Unbelievable. And we can’t do anything to change it. It’s a big blow for us la.

First class was fun la. crazy lecturer. But now..

We need entertainment!

Now we need to plan what to do for tomorrow!!

I start to understand why people complain that Kampar is a damn boring town.

wahahah.

i think im sien bcoz i didn't on9 today.

n im sick. so sick.

dats y im boring and grumpy.

I feel like KAPUT already. KARAT on the first day.

So tomorrow do what ah??