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Sunday, 21 August 2011

shit and read

SHIT AND READ??

ayoooooooooooo ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kadawaley...

how can people shit and read in toilet one?

yennada..

they can bring in newspaper, magazine, and novel to read. some even bring in their hp. they can happily sms their friends while shitting. not to forget, some will play hp games or Angry Bird too. mp3 also got.

apa ni multi-tasking ah?

aduih..

cannot la. i cannot accept la.

i know la they enjoying it but then..

hmmm...

i know shitting is a very enjoyable process. i have no objection to that.

but you must focus and concentrate on the toilet bow you know.

how to enjoy shitting while reading??

can meh?

not a healthy lifestle la to shit and read.

hopefully one day their handphone, books or mp3 drop into the toilet bowl.

WAHAHAHAH!

Friday, 7 January 2011

Sulit??

Menjalinkan hubungan sulit tanpa melibatkan apa-apa bahagian sulit adalah tidak menyulitkan kerana ia tidak menimbulkan sebarang kesulitan

Thursday, 30 December 2010

aduih...

I tell you hor..

Pangsai is such a tiring activity.

Aduih..

So tired now.

Bo lat liao.

Saturday, 9 October 2010

lausai again..

Lausai again. Eh pangsai kenot contol 1 ok.. when got shit, u shit ma. suddenly wana come out, must let it out. Don’t tahan-tahan. Not good.

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

PENGUMUMAN PENTING

Adalah ini dengan bangga dan sukacitanya diumumkan bahawa, hujan yang gila lebat taik cirit telah dengan selamat dan jayanya berhenti di Kampar, Perak. Rakyat jelata dijemput beramai-ramai ke pasar malam dan lepak bersama tanglung dengan gayanya di bawah sinaran bulan penuh yang masih belum kelihatan. Ingin diingatkan bahawa play at your own risk, hujan akan turun lagi. Kalau basah, bagusla. wahahahaha! =p

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

today in history

It's not like a big grand history la.

ala..

propaganda u noe.. hiperbola gitu-gitu la.

so what is the history la???!

heheh!

for the first time ever, i went to Jing Wen's house at night, and then i studied there, with her. she fell asleep! hahah! i brought my pillow, water, bread, biscuit, notes.

it feels so nice when you are studying. ahhh.. im loving it!!

hari ini memang bersejarah! mungkin Kementerian Pelajaran boleh pertimbangkan untuk memuatkan kisah bersejarah ini dalam buku teks Sejarah buat tatapan generasi akan datang.

ok before i talk more crap, i better go n sleep. good night world. tata.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

if im a Superman

People who is your superhero? Have you ever dream to be like them?

Hmmm.. I like Superman. How nice if I am a Superman.

I can fly high and freely like him. I can go anywhere anytime I want. I don’t have to dig out money for travelling. There will be no air pollution and road accidents. I will not have problem with splitting my time between two events because I can fly very fast. I can save a lot of people with my super power. I don’t have to have dilemma whether to go for an event or not because it’s too far, no time and too costly. I can be more punctual.

I can do a lot of things la that normal people cannot do. But im not a Superman! Ish!

Just let me be a Superman for a day can or not? I don’t mind to wear underwear outside lo..

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

just for laugh

The ghosts are hungry. I also hungry ma. But they can eat for free anytime anywhere and unlimited. We have to pay. Where is social justice man! Takkan u want me to be like them meh.. Later people cannot see me how??

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

unique names

some people' names really unique, based on food and color. Orange, Apple, Rosemarry, Jasmine. hmmm... name them Origano, Kacip Fatimah, Tongkat Ali, Pek Kueh, Ang Chor or Alagapas la.

Then my name will be Oh Gin Seng. =p

wahahahahah!

no OFEENCE har.

Monday, 2 August 2010

PERIBAHASA of the day

Rambut sama hitam, hati lain-lain.

If you wana know the meaning go Google lain. Peribahasa ni maksudnya nama je manusia, jasad je manusia, tapi kat dalam hati, baik buruk wangi busuk, siapa yang tahu.

peribahasa ni dah lapuk la. kena tukar sikit jadi:

Rambut pun tak sama hitam, hati mestilah lain-lain!

Friday, 23 July 2010

STOP!

stop stop stop

stop stop stop

stop stop stop

Sunday, 11 July 2010

wa olang nasi

i taktau la kat hangpa ni..

tapi i ni mesti makan nasi.

kalo satu hari tak makan nasi, rasa macam nak mampoi!

mana boleh tak makan nasi.

nasi tu penting.

makan nasi baru boleh tumbuh.

tumbuh daging, tumbuh tulang, tumbuh bulu, tumbuh kulit, tumbuh gigi..

aih!

apa-apa je la.

anyway u noe..

ala nak cakap olang puteh pulak.

pendek kata.

i ni mesti makan nasi.

sekorang korangnya sekali sehari.

kalo pagi tak makan, malam kita mesti makan.

tak makan nasi kalau memang tak sah ah.

satu badan rasa tak syiok.

i cannot live without rice la.

ini gua mia culture ah.

wa syiok ah.

i kan Olang Penang.

Makanlah Nasi Demi Pembangunan Negara!

HIDUP NASI!

i wonder...

i always wonder can the belly button suddenly open and the intestine pops out.

i've been thinking of that since i was small.

hmmm...

salute you Octopus

Germany just won the 3rd placing in this year's World Cup. Uruguay lose 2-3.

So, predictions from Paul the Octopus so far ACCURATE.

conclusion is..

nx time nonit go c shaman, fortune teller, or krsytal ball d la.

anything u wana noe go c Mr. Octopus la.

wana get gf, c him. wana noe can pass exam anot, c him. wana noe when u die oso c him la..

whatever is good or bad, just ask him and you'll get your answer.

walaueh.

SALUTE YOU LA MR. OCTOPUS!!

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

kelas hari ini: Bubu

Adik-adik.

hari ni akak akan ajar bahasa shortform.

sudah ready?

mula-mula kita kena guna bahasa Melayu baku yang betul ye.

jangan malu kuku ku malu.

so lesson pertama of the day is...

jeng jeng jeng!

B-U-B-U

adik-adik tau tak apa itu bubu.

cuba teka.

TEKALA!

eee tergedik-gedik pulak.

aku sepak nanti!

bubu la!

bukan bucuk!

bukan bf la!

LEMBU kepala hotak hang!

apa ni pun taktau ka?

takpe Adeline WOk has the answer.

Menurut Professor Emeritus Adeline Wok The Aedes aka Pangsaicua, beliau merumuskan bahawa bubu itu adalah satu subjek di mana Bumi diliputi oleh 70% air dan manusia tidak boleh terbang kalau tiada sayap.

Tapi rumusan itu adalah andalah rumusan dan teori paling tak menarik pernah diilhamkan nya.

Teorinya yang paling popular adalah Teori Bubu.

Bubu stands for..

IBU! or LAOBU!

ingat ye Bukan lemBu, Bulan, mat saBu, Busuk, Buta, kelaBu, atau laBu.

itu sjaa kelas kita pada malam ini adik-adik.

semoga adik-adik tidak terkencing dalam seluar dan pangsai lah anda sebelum anda dipangsaikan.

sehingga itu, kita jumpa lagi pada masa dan tarikh yang akan ditetapkan.

kalau adik-adik tak faham, silalah bayar tuition fee.

untuk keterangan lanjut dan extra services, sila hubungan talian panas di 1194.

sekian, terima kasih.

tata.

Friday, 21 May 2010

PERIBAHASA of the day

"1 hari hiking a kali, lama-lama pangsai pun selesa sekali."

~ Nixon Lai Chia Huey
~ 21/5/2010 1.00am
~ via MSN

Friday, 30 April 2010

i am a cow (part 1)

Hi ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. I.. Am.. A.. Cow! A big sexy cow. Im from a well known village called Kampung Buah Pala.

I speak beroken Inggerish! My Bahasa Melayu boleh tahan la. My Inggerish also ok ok la.. You understand what i speaking? Lu chai em cai?

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

SAI

sai = shit = taik

sailang

kanasai

pangsai

ciaksai

kausai

ciaosai

gusai

kehsai

lausai

behpangsai

WHICH SAI ARE YOU?
WHICH SAI DO YOU PREFER?
WHICH SAI YOU ALWAYS USE?

Monday, 15 March 2010

JOKE of the day

funny meh? not funneh meh? u read and see. if not farnee, u slap urself lo. if farnee, u laugh lo.

i think it's is farnee lo. kenapa?? tak percaya ah?

wa kasi lu tau. lu mia telinga korek dengar baek baek!

the story ini maciam.

Mr. OCE jalan-jalan wif her fren, Sara after dinner. in the way home, they met a fren tengah busy beli SATAY!! sedap mia satay! panjang besar gemuk berlemak murah dan sedap!

so they happily chit-chat makan kit-kat. long fren sudah lama no see. happy lo.

the guy's name is Teh Huan Wen. i repeat again. Teh Huan Wen. for ur information, he's the one who bang the table n walked our from EP class dengan penuh gaya mutu keunggulan. wa suspect sama lu! TABIK SPRING!! so sexy!

so anyway, Mr. Oh and Mr. Teh complained to each other about their hectic weeks. Both also takmau kalah. both also busy cokodok basi pungkok tak cuci tak gosok gigi nasi lemak pun basi.

if a lot of assignments, presentations and midterm tests, means cannot sleep that much la. must reduce sleeping time la. kena kopek mata besar-besar la.

u guess n see apa Mr. Teh ciakap. im so impressed with his speech. it's so penuh with cahaya, hope, opportunity, love and sweet.

He said, "SO EAT A LOT A LOT, MA CANNOT SLEEP LO."

Mr. Oh n Sara terus kena electric shock. thunder and kilat shoot here n there from their kelapa hotak. they were blurred but impressed.

usually people will feel sleepy if eat a lot but now it's proven that it's not true. eat a lot then you can stay awake for whole night. throw away your coffee people. hmmm.. no wonder Mr. Teh's size is big.

So people if u wana stay awake to do ur assignments or study, please learn from the expect.

EAT MORE!!

Thursday, 4 February 2010

busy lar...

haloooooooo.... i noe i have not been blogging much ever since my new semester began. Not that i don't want but i don't have the time.
I am so busy la.. But i am so happy.

heheh! 2010 is just too great. a lot of good things happened. my daily lives is packed ie. studies, activities, outings, sleep, kaypo, complain this n that, korek n write news. haha.

i noe there r ppl who read this crappy blog but sorila i im able to blog as much as how i did last time.

Trust me, I have a lot of things to say actually. Too many things to say but too little time. i still owe people articles and photos. see la how bad i am, how 'busy' i am.

i just reached home actually. adalah soemthing just now. today was awesome, like the rest of the day. ok, i'll talk more abt that when i have the time la. now i wana go oink oink, nak landing macam Superman atas katil den balik to my bed again tmr morning.

hehee. good nite. tata.